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doctor who (d3) the master - simm

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[seated in an ornate armchair, speaking in fluent, articulate, and rather pleasant-to-the-ears Gallifreyan]

It's actually a bit disgusting, hearing you lot speak Gallifreyan so primitively. Like chanting off - no, that metaphor's incomprehensible without a background in high mathematics. Fine. Like writing Calculus and finding everyone else doing basic algebra.

[then he changes to Russian - less articulate, of course, but he's comfortable with the language]

This one, though, this one's a bit ironic. Look at me, the Master, the deathless, blathering on in Russian. Haven't been in ages, should probably go back and put a few more legends into the locals.

[sips from his wine, and slips back into Gallifreyan]

At least the people of the city still understand me.

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Little whiny stupid Japanese boy, talking in Gallifreyan.

[jsfhglksjf] HEY!! What was THAT for, you big ugly jerk?!

Gallifreyan. The language of Time Lords. Sophisticated, articulate, eloquent, complex. And you're keyboard smashing you're way through it. All meaning and no art.

...Who wants to sound like a smartass loser?

Who wants to go to an early grave?

[stares, a little horrified, before glaring and muttering] Don't want to talk like a fruitcake anyway.

[recognises Stupid when he sees it, so when he draws his screwdriver and points it at Daichi, he extends the retractable blade and points this sharp and pointy object at Daichi's neck]

Leave.

[wow, Daichi gets Stupid with a capital S! Such an honor. But uhhhhhhhh he's going to go rigidly still and start sweating, but dumb Daichi is dumb. Stupid with a capital S. He's visibly terrified, but his mouth is not listening to his instinct to live.]

Y-you wouldn't dare, you p-pansy! I could take you d-down with one f-fist! I could!

[the Master considers, for a moment, then smiles, steps forward, and wraps his hand around Daichi's throat, squeezing slowly, cutting off air but not killing or snapping the neck]

You should really reconsider your stance on this matter, boy.

[k-keywords might be relevant except he's not entirely sure he COULD get the Master back for this. Or how. But after being quite still and considering for a moment, he's going to struggle and starts to flail, pulling at the Master's fingers; especially trying to kick the Master. He tries using his own weight as a pendulum in order to swing himself hard enough into the Master to break free-]

[instead, the Master vanishes from the Plane, releasing Daichi in doing so. Have fun with physics, Daichi!]

[falls RATHER PAINFULLY in awkward places. Is screaming various obscenities and is vowing revenge. HE WILL FIND A WAY B|]

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