realityshifted | 10- Don't plan for the inconveniences

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10- Don't plan for the inconveniences

[Jack appears on the Plane in nothing but a towel. He looks as if he's just stepped out of the shower; hair mussed and wet, water droplets clinging to skin as he drips down on the Plane, forming a small puddle. He also looks very, very annoyed] Of all the times for the generators to fail and the Hub to go into lock-down...

[Unhappy!Jack is unhappy and muttering. And naked except for the towel wrapped around his waist]

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[Oh hai Jack, slapping you again. x: ]

[Makes a 'That was uncalled for D:' face] Why don't we try and not make a habit of that?

Then maybe you should put on some clothes, for one, and stop trying to--to proposition me every time I see you.

Considering there's no closet in my bathroom and we're currently in lock-down, it's not like I have a choice. Besides, you were the one staring.

[Oh, SO close to slapping you again.] You came here naked. If you didn't have any clothes you should have stayed in your bathroom!

I got bord after sitting around and doing nothing for an hour.

Too bad.

Nobody's saying you have to be ere staring, you know.

[Glaring very pointedly at his face.] I'm not staring. There are kids here. I could arrest you for indecent exposure.

Handcuffs, Susan? We do all have our kinks....[No, he's not asking to get slapped again, of course not]

[Well that's good, because this time she's punching him. In the kidney.]

[Normal person? Would probably be wincing right nw. Jack just loks vaguely annoyed as he rolls his eyes]

[Now she's sort of pissed off.] You wouldn't happen to be one of those non-humans you mentioned to me, would you?

Biologicaly speaking, I'm one hundred percent human.

Biologically speaking? How are you not?

There's something I can't do that regular humans can.

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And that would be...?

You'll find out soon enough.

[Her voice is clipped and irritable] If you are making another innuendo--

I'm being serious, promise.

[Giving you the hairy eyeball with mustard, Jack.] Fine. Now can you... please go away and get some clothes?

I'm not in to much of a hurry to go back to sitting in my bathroom. I could just wak away? [begins to do so]

[Facepalm.] There are kids here, dammit! Don't you have anyone who can bring you--bring you something to wear? What about [a pause as she remembers his name] Ianto? He knows you.

He might have access to my closet.

Do you have a way of reaching him?

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