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[There's a poof and here is Wolfwood, carrying a greasy brown bag that smells of fresh donuts close to his chest. He looks around quickly, and let's out his breath, shoulders sagging and a troubled expression crossing his face. He dons a tired smile and smooths the front of his decidedly bright apron, graced with a big yellow smiley face.]

Hey needle noggin! You 'round here? [digs out a cigarette but can't light it up yet] Where'd that spikey idiot run off too? I got his dammed donuts, as promised.

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[shakes his head, taking the last donut out of the bag and starting to munch on it] If it gets that bad, you can try to let her down gently.

Mebbe. I've got rotten luck with women.

[and there goes the last donut. He wipes his mouth with the back of his hand, chuckling,] It can't be all that bad.

When's the last time you got past being sick over a woman's shoes? [and there's the scowl again]

...

[crumples up the bag and throws it at him]

[bats it aside, grinning at that] I'd listen t' your advice if you can cough up somethin' that proves you know what you're talkin' 'bout.

I don't like to kiss and tell. Besides, I thought we were talking about your love life here, not mine!

Like I have a love life. 'Sides, you're th' one that's been 'round for years here, not me.

Then you should at least consider my advice, right?

Don' be such a smart-ass 'bout it.

I'm not! You're the one saying I'm old enough to know.

Hell, you ain't a virgin still, right? Jus' don' mean I have t' listen t' you!

W-wha..?! Of course I'm not!

Is that so? It wasn't the short girl, right?

NO WAY! Meryl's a friend and that's it!

Uh-huh. Is that how it is then?

It is. Where'd you get an idea like that from?

I hear things. [hums a little and lights up a fresh smoke]

Uh-huh. You must be going deaf.

Nah, I can't be. Milly would've hit me.

Is that who you've been gossiping with? I might have to have a talk with her.

Course she is. She likes t' keep me abreast of th' whole situation.

That's real funny, since there isn't a situation.

So you say. I think there's somethin' t' it.

... [lightbulb!] Y-You know, you must be talking about your own Vash and Meryl! The Meryl I know would hurt you for even suggesting it.