ext_221247 ([identity profile] saythistostart.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-07-16 03:27 pm

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[Good afternoon, Astral Plane. What a nice and lovely eternal night we're having! So quiet, so peaceful...



CRASH!!!

... until the back car of the ZeroLiner — which appears to be in the motif of some sort of bird — appears, still running (although now without its magic tracks laying themselves down for it) until it finally grinds to a halt. A few moments later, Ryotarou stumbles out the back, dizzy and groaning a little.]


I didn't mean to bring this with me...!

[identity profile] salvagestime.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
So the sand is some sort of back up system?

[identity profile] salvagestime.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
[bit amused] So you've got beings made from the literal sands of time walking around?

[identity profile] salvagestime.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
[grins] Right then. Definitely a different sort of universe you've got there.

[identity profile] salvagestime.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[still mentally wtfing over desert physics but--] So what is time travel like for you, then?

[identity profile] salvagestime.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
[nods] Right, well, there's always some things travellers do. Like, I dunno. Brush up on history, bring a towel, careful what strangers you kiss...

[identity profile] salvagestime.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, well. I could always give you some tips. I'm quite experienced in this time traveling business.

[identity profile] salvagestime.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Right, well! Five Golden Rules of Time Travel.

Rule one is don't panic. Really, excellent rule. You'll always end up in some sort of strange and dangerous situation. Even if you just plot out to go to Vega 9's fantastic spa resort, it'll end up with you running from a Zorgalon squad. So, really, go into things prepared for that.

Right! Two! Always have your towel. Hate to get stuck somewhere without one. Especially in a shower. Right, well, actually, rule two is try not to break time lines by changing too much. Experience teaches you what can and cannot change.

Then for C - erm, no, three - keep a journal. Dead useful when you're going back and forth through time, meeting people who've met you but you won't meet them until later or visa versa.

Four, very important, but make sure you go by the 'buddy system' when you can. There's usually someone around that can be helpful. It's easier without someone else.

Five! ...Okay I lied, there's not really a five. But I suppose knowing the history of where you're at isn't all that important. It just makes you sound more impressive to people.

[identity profile] salvagestime.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
[nods] Oh yes. I've kept diaries all my life. Usually one for every hundred or so years.

[identity profile] salvagestime.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[holds up a finger, leaves the plane and returns with a large and heavy book with '900' printed on it] This is my 900 Year Diary.

[identity profile] salvagestime.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
[beams and pats it] Not bad, is it? I sort of forget things, sometimes, but I try not to. There's a lot I want to remember. Actually! Tell you what. [reaches into his coat pockets, pulling out a yo-yo and a banana before handing him a leather bound book] There. Your first time traveller's diary.

[identity profile] salvagestime.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[grins] Just make sure you write in it.

[identity profile] salvagestime.livejournal.com 2008-07-17 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Now you just need a towel and you're all set.