021--Fanfic Cliche 2, activate

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Enter Rose, again I know, I know. Blame Star., reading a book on the psychology of reptiles or something. And she's got pie. A whole pie. Mmmm, pie.

--don't ask. We all know she's crazy.

Also, she's covered in alien sex pollen. And she doesn't know this. Enjoy.]

((SO. Basically, how this works, since I refuse to start an orgy, it only works on her--so if your character walks by her, chances are, they're, er....effected. And someone putting the moves on her would make it activate in her brain. IT MAKES SENSE IN MY HEAD. And it doesn't have to go too far. It can end wherever you'd like. Yeah. You know where I'm going with this. It's called alien sex pollen for a reason people. Questions? Comments? Concerns? You know where to find me.))

Comments

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Did I say torture chamber? I meant doctor's office.

[Oh, he really knows his way with women]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

The doctor's office isn't a strange place to find flowers.

[steps around her, scratching sideburns and considering]

Hmmm.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

....I guess not, no.

....hm what?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Well, it's just...

[yeah, this is the part where he grabs her suddenly, dips her, and snogs her without warning. Enjoy!]

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Dipping is a new touch, but she likes it.]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

[and the kiss gets deeper, his arms wrap around her and---yeah, that's when he breaks away, looking a little startled]

Um! That! Well, that was unexpected.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Just a bit, yeah. Not bad, though.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

I-I h-have no idea where that came from!

[aaaand cue another kiss]

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[She really has no problem with this. Why would she?]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

[he's only 95% panicking cause ZOMG KISSING ROSE TYLER NAO, but he certainly doesn't stop]

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[You'd think he'd feel better about it, after they talked about sex dreams]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

[hard to explain the psyche of the Doctor; pity he's not a reptile]

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[She tried to write a book on Time Lords once, but got distracted by the other Ten]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

[of course, a moment like this isn't one where he wants to think about things his other self might've been up to, he tries to focus on doing things right all by himself and he begs the narration to quit being silly and get on with it]

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[The narration would like to point out that Rose bought his other self edible panties. Back to the snogging!]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

[the narration would like to know what flavor. The Doctor growls a little in irritation because the narration won't shut up. Oh, but he does like the snogging]

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[There were both banana and multi-flavor. The narration would like to point out that it's happened a few times. They get bored. And hopefully he likes the snogging. She does, too. She also didn't know that it was possible for him to snog different than the other him does.]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

[weeeeell he's had an emo season, so the Doctor gets a little more desperate in kissing, etc. The narration would like to point out that they're still sort of hanging around in the plane and should probably take this elsewhere]

Um...should we...uh, take this...elsewhere?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Poor, poor Doctor. Also, the narration is smart. Dang.]

Where, do you think?

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

I parked the TARDIS back on a meter?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

D'you think we could do that? I don't know if we've spent enough time together.

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

You're my Rose? My universe, right? It should be all right.

Right?

[Expression says: =D?]

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not technically your universe.

[Expression says: =P]

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

Yes it is, I will call it 'Doctorverse' and it will be good.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

....Doctorverse. [Mental siiiiiiiiiigh]

I meant the parallel thing, though. Remember that?