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[The Master is looking very late-1920's with his clothing choices, leaning back in a nice chair and enjoy proper tea and scones. He is Pleased]

T.S. Eliot, despite any dubious literary achievements he may hold to his name, is, in fact, painfully pretentious and self-obsessed. As I said he would be.

So, just so everyone knows: Master - [holds up two fingers with right hand] 2. Doctor - [makes a great big zero with the left hand] nil.

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Oh, come on, I'm sure you've recieved presents before.

Well, of course, but it's not often that I receive presents without some kind of motive, to be honest.

There's a motive behind everything, malicious or otherwise.

{Smiles} Then I guess I should rephrase that to motives I don't necessarily like. Not always malicious, but. But if you're sure, well...Thank you.

You're quite welcome.

{She steps off the plane to put it on, but returns shortly} I kind of see what you mean. Ne, it's nice, though! Different, but nice.

{Turns in it} It's the 20s, right? It must be nice to be able to travel around time and, well, pick up things, settle bets, whatever.

It is, if he could pilot the thing better. It's disgusting. My Rassilon Imprimiture isn't geared up for his TARDIS, and it hates me, but even then I could pilot it better.

{She laughs} It seems like the TARDIS is a picky kind of thing. But how is he bad at piloting, though?

He's absolutely horrible at getting it right. If he doesn't get the day wrong, he gets the year wrong. If he doesn't get the year wrong, he gets the place wrong. He failed all of his tests as a child.

You have tests on that kind of thing? {That makes her smile} I guess if he's so bad, that's one thing, but he doesn't really let you pilot, am I right? It seems like it'd be easier that way.

Oh, yes. I passed with flying colours! Pardon the pun.

Of course he doesn't. He wouldn't want me piloting us some place where I could escape. And it makes him feel better about the situation if he thinks he has control.

So, of course, I do my best to subvert him.

Ne, then I can understand that. It makes sense to me, at least. I'm sure that's part of all of the...bad rumors I've heard about you, though.

But do you want to escape?

Bad rumours? What, that I'm a heartsless, remorseless villain who kills for the laughs?

Yes! Of course. Who wants to stay locked up in prison? I left Gallifrey to be free and it's a pretty irony that a fellow renegade has tried to lock me up.

Oh, well something like that. People keep saying to stay away from you, but, really, you don't seem so horrible to me. Or maybe it's because I don't mind, maybe.

{Frowns} That's...Does the Doctor do things like that often? That seems...horrible.

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