04- The magical dress of webs

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[Is wearing a dress, a very clingy dress... Completely made of webs and the shade of dried blood in some parts... Juni does not look all that pleased by the dress, its clinginess or the bloody bits]

A reward for your loyal service... Yeah, sure, brilliant.

[Raises voice]

Hello? Would anybody mind getting a girl a blanket or something?

[Looks down at the dress again and makes a face]

Perhaps something just a tiny bit more modest...

Comments

[gerogerodance.livejournal.com]

[headtilt] Dress? Hm hm? Dress, gero? But dresses aren't like this, or they are? Eeeeh? [leans closer, examining it] No wonder you hate it, it smells funny even, gero! Who gave it? Hm hm hm?

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[Crosses arms tighter] No, apparently going and terrifying some tailors into material was too much effort when he could just make it himself.

My employer, a reward for long years of service.

[gerogerodance.livejournal.com]

Eeehh? Someone made it? Hm hm hm? But I thought humans can't catch spiderwebs, and and and work with it like this, eeeeh you're weird, gero gero!

Oh? Oh, so you got it as a thank you gift, huh huh?? That means you worked hard, no no, gero?

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

He... Isn't exactly human.

Yes... I work harder then anybody else there, it's not all that hard.

[gerogerodance.livejournal.com]

[FROWNS] He is not? Oh ohoh, then what is he? Hm hm hm? A frog? Tell me he is a frog, gero gero! Or-- or a bird, gero?

Then you should be happy, gero! But you are not happy, because it's ugly and smells, right right? Then ask for something else, gero!

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

He's a spider, a giant spider.

Some of his friends are giant mutant frogs and birds though!

Yep, and I can't ask for anything else... Unless this is a really good practical joke...

[gerogerodance.livejournal.com]

... [almost drools because he is eating spiders for dinner......] A g-giant one, gero?

But but but how can he be friends with frogs and birds gero gero? Huh huh? Birds and frogs are friends in your world? Hm hm? Because in my word, birds are hunting us, gero! [nods nods nods]

You can't? Hm? But why why, you worked hard gero!

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

Yep.

Well they aren't really frogs or birds, they just look a lot like very mutated versions of them [evil smirk]

Yes... But... It could hurt quite a bit.

[gerogerodance.livejournal.com]

[shriek] They are monsters, gero?! Are you living with monsters?! Huh huh??

Hurt? Hm? Why would it hurt, gero?

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

[Eye roll] Yes, I suppose I am... It's like a drugged version of "The Wind in the Willows" really [Cheerful grin]

Because being ripped apart usually does...

[gerogerodance.livejournal.com]

... Huuuuuh? [blinks, tiling his head]

....................... [FREEZES] W-why would he do that, gero!?

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

You've never read it?

[Evil grin continues] He has a fondness for ripping people apart, I'm not the one to question his policies.

[gerogerodance.livejournal.com]

Naaaah I can't read gero!

[GASP] Eeeehhh, but that's an evil thing-- it must be a very dangerous spider...! Why don't you leave him gero?

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

Really?

One of the most dangerous around... I promised to serve him, at least I chose to join him [Scowl]

[gerogerodance.livejournal.com]

That's human stuff, gero! I don't need it.

Eeeeeh? But why? Hm hm? Why?

[swanseer.livejournal.com]

It's one of the better human things.

Because [scowl]