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didorothy ([personal profile] didorothy) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-01-21 09:01 pm

★★★5

[Sam is having a friendly encounter with one of the astral monsters! This friendly astral monster is about six-feet tall and looks like it can tear a normal human into pieces.

Unfortunately for Sam, he is indeed a normal human being.

They've been fighting for some time; it's gotten a fair number of hits on him, and he's littered it with bullets. Sam shoots the monster again, and it falls back - fortunate, since his gun is out of bullets. He manages to get two bullets into the barrel (revolvers are so annoying) before the monster swipes a claw at his chest, sending his Sam and his gun flying and tearing through his shirt to mark up his chest. (Fortunately, his leather jacket is safe at home)

Sam scrambles for the gun, but the monster's lovely clawed hand scrapes into his leg, dragging him back. He kicks out at it and manages to get hold of the revolver, but the monster catches him around the neck and lifts him up into the air. Sam tries very hard not to choke or get his neck snapped, since he doesn't think either of those options are condusive to life, and he lifts the gun, firing into it twice.

This only serves to provoke the monster, which tightens its grip around Sam's neck. The gun falls to the floor]

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-22 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
It was the strangest feeling, coming back to life. There were a
plethora of words that could describe it -- disorienting, nauseating, unnatural, terrifying, even -- but the first thing Gene Hunt really, truly considered as he lurched off the cold slab of a table, dry heaving and aching all over, was that he damn well needed a beer. Or two. Or six. Hell, the whole pub would do, really.

And Gene Hunt never hit the pub up without his mates, which, in this
looney bin of a world, consisted of a certain Sam Tyler. Who was
probably sitting in a corner somewhere, lamenting the loss of his DCI (which, quite frankly, Gene did not want to think about, all things considered. It was bad enough he could vaguely remember the circumstances surrounding the moment -- Goddamn bleedin' Frenchie was so gonna become acquainted with the business end of Gene's fist, so help him -- but the thought of actually being dead and someone mourning him? No.)

Either way, that was neither here nor there. And Gene would deal with the very, very odd feeling in his gut and his lungs and his head later. Once he was good and pissed, at the very least. Everything made more sense when he was right and fully cocked. But to do that? He needed his DI. SO.

After stumbling around the precinct for a little while and not finding Sam, Gene finally gave in and took himself to the Astral Whatsitcalled to look for him. Figured the nonce would be there, where it was moodier. Bleedin' faerie, crying over nothing. But as Gene stepped into the darkness, he was rather surprised (or not, considering it was Tyler) to see his DI currently fighting for his life. Against a monster. A very large, very ugly monster.

Gene hadn't got to shoot the bastard that killed him, so the feel of his gun in his hand, the sound of the chamber loading and the blissful scent of gunpowder and searing metal was like Heaven as he let loose a string of shots aimed right for the beast's head. If nothing else, maybe it'd let Sam go. And would make Gene a Big Goddamn Hero for being the cause.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-22 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[And Gene? Was bloody well on it, thanks, Tyler. So he gives Sam a bit of a scowl before reloading his revolver (oh, how he loves revolvers), taking aim and firing again, this time right between the monster's eyes. Which doesn't do much other than knock it back a step or two, but hey, it's a start?]

What the hell are you doing fighting something like this alone, Tyler? The damned thing would have killed you. [tact: the Guv doesn't have it] Is your head honestly that thick? [loads another round, takes aim, fires. And then scrambles out of the way, faster than he remembers being able to move, with significantly less pressure on his lungs, but he doesn't have time to question it lest he get stomped on] Tyler! I suggest you do something before I shoot you, instead!

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-22 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not going to shoot my own foot, Tyler! Only a nonce would do that! [pause. wait for it] And what the hell is a Darwin Award and why should I get it, you bleedin' ponce? The last thing I want is anymore attention from the media than we all ready get, the damned vultures. [aaand dodge! hello there, giant monster foot! meet a bullet from Gene's gun]

So what, it just showed up looking for you? Bullshit, Tyler! [if only Gene knew how much Sam cared, he'd probably be meaner. as it is, he just thinks his DI is an insufferable git at the mo'] And I'll have you know I wasn't looking for a fight! The sodding bastard had it coming, though, the Goddamned faerie. [notices Tyler, fishing rod and all, and has to stop a moment, regardless of the fact that there's a ginormous monster standing about ten feet away from him, angry and wounded, and about ready to chomp down on him in retaliation for the multitude of gunshot wounds Gene has inflicted upon its being. because...really, a fishing rod?] ...what the hell do you think you're doing? Hitting up the local loche, you bleedin' pansy?

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-22 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
[and this is Gene, actually stunned into silence for once in his life because, well...did Sam Tyler actually just say 'fuck you' to the Guv? why yes, yes he did.]

...

[and the momentary lapse is over as Gene strides right on over to his DI and shoves a finger in his face] You don't have a bloody clue what you're talking about, Tyler! Beyond the fact that I don't believe in monsters you damn ponce, I did not provoke the Goddamned bastard, you hear me? How was I supposed to know he was gonna rip my bloody arm off and eat it? [and crap, there's those memories again and, for a moment, the Guv turns really pale, eyes wide, before scowling and stepping back, arms crossed over his chest] And even if I did provoke him, what's it to you? I don't need you looking after me, Dorothy. You got that?

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-22 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
And how the bloody hell could you know that, Tyler? You weren't ther -- [cuts himself off as Sam falls, watching dispassionately, then kneels beside him, roughly pulling his hand away from the wound to check it out himself.] ...you'll be fine, Tyler. Bleedin' nonce, I've had worse than this from a fall in the shower. You just need a stiff drink to chase away the pain.

[frowns, then puts an arm around him and grunts, lifting the other up as best he can. which is surprisingly easy, all things considered] Bloody hell, Dorothy, you weigh a tonne. Did you put on some kilos? [narrows his eyes] And what do you mean, different? Who said anything about me being different?

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-22 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[notices the omission and is none too pleased about it, Sam. he's also still holding you, and isn't above putting you in a headlock out of spite] I asked you a question, Tyler. You can damn well answer while I drag your sorry ass to whatever bird is offering medical attention. [pause, looks down] ...when the bloody hell did you take my coat, Gladys?

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-22 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
And I wouldn't trust the lot of them in a spitting contest.

[keeps walking, half-dragging Sam with him, as he listens to his DI's report. it's somewhat...uncanny, being told the circumstances around your death (Don't think about it, Gene, don't think about it.) the fact Tyler says it with such detachment strikes the Guv as odd, especially if he actually saw him die. not really because it was gruesome and cruel for Sam to have seen it, but more that it's embarrassing for the Guv to have to admit he lost in hand-to-hand combat with some sodding freak of nature]

I don't need your charity, Tyler. [honest, this is him trying to be nice] What I wanna know is, if you actually talked with that bleedin' bastard, why didn't you take him out for me? I should be dead and here I am, learning that my DI didn't even have the gumption to revenge me? What did you do, go cry in a corner instead?

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-22 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I've yet to see it.

[and Gene can't take the professionalism, he can't take the stoic, businesslike way in which Tyler addresses his death -- his DEATH -- as if it's nothing but another body on the street that some scumbag bastard brought about. like he's nothing, like he doesn't matter, like he isn't anything but his DCI and not a friend, even if Gene himself would never admit to being anything more than Tyler's Guv. he can't stand Sam's drink of choice and it shows when he stops moving, spinning Sam in his arms and yanking him close, face to face]

This isn't some poor bloke on the street you're talking about, Tyler. It's me, you little shit! I died and this is all you give me? I am not a bloody statistic, you hear me? I don't give a shit about protocol and jurisdiction! You should have been out there taking down my killer, Tyler! And I don't care if it was a corner or the bloody Vatican, you bleedin' sop, I deserve more than that!

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-22 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[really, really wants to make a quip about that whole selling himself thing, but, once again, is too stunned to properly form the words. that's 2-0 Tyler] You got me back? How? [shakes him a bit before shoving him away angrily] I woke up on the most uncomfortable table this side of hospital with you nowhere to be found, Tyler. If you got me back, how did you do it? [narrows his eyes] You just give me a clear shot at the bastard and I'll take him out, you hear me, Tyler?

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-22 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You did what? [here, have an incredulous Guv] What makes you think I'd want help from those two bleedin' faeries, you ponce?

[and a swing and a miss, Tyler! note that Gene could care less you're all ready injured and retaliates by grabbing you by the hair and shoving you to the ground] I suggest you not try that again if you know what's good for you, Gladys. I do what I like, you got that?

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-22 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[equally as tight] At what price, you idiot? What did they get out of you for it, Tyler?

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
So...let me get this straight. [have a thinking!pose Guv] You agreed to work for two bloody freaks of nature in order to bring me back from the dead, but you didn't even ask what they wanted you to do? [just...gives him a look. then smacks him upside the head] You're a bleedin' idiot, Tyler.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Right. [gives him The Look] I still think you're a bloody git for accepting. Now come on. [starts hauling him away again] Might as well get you fixed up, Tyler.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-01-23 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
And I still say you're a bleedin' idiot for it, Tyler. [looks away, letting Sam go -- not because he wanted it, of course! but because it looks totally gay dragging him around] And don't be a nonce, I'm not a faerie. Why would I give a shit about your little paper cut, Gladys?