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realityshifted2008-07-01 02:18 pm
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fourth trick
[Ikki appears on the plane with... a campsite, apparently. There's a couple of logs set up to sit on, a campfire... No tent, though. A few sticks have been propped up against the log Ikki is sitting on and a bag of marshmallows sits nearby, though he seems intent on something he's already roasting.]
Man... Looks like it's back to bum-hood for me. No more eight dollars an hour, or wearing A-Ts at work, or being worshipped by hundreds of naked women...
[He spins the stick a little, so that his prey will get cooked evenly.]
I wonder if Spit knew just how fiercely that flame could burn? Clever bastard.
Man... Looks like it's back to bum-hood for me. No more eight dollars an hour, or wearing A-Ts at work, or being worshipped by hundreds of naked women...
[He spins the stick a little, so that his prey will get cooked evenly.]
I wonder if Spit knew just how fiercely that flame could burn? Clever bastard.
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Fumie's better at information reconaissance. I'm all about attack!
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Heheh, there's that too. [Ikki gropes an invisible air-boob.]
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[stares] ...What're you doing?
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[douchebag grin] If you watch me, you can learn how to treat women.
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I know how to treat women. You stay the hell away from 'em. [:|]
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[FFFFFFFFFFFF] Did you say somethin'? [Ikki reaches out to grab Daichi by the collar of his shirt.]
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[wha- D8] I said stay away from girls, that's the only way to deal with 'em! They're nothing but trouble! [shoves him off >8|;;;;;;]
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Of course they're nothing but trouble! [Ikki lets go. He's pretty strong. Obnoxiously shonen hero strong.] That's why it's your God-given mission to oogle at them at every opportunity!
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That makes no sense! Why would I want to throw noodles at them!? Unless you put the noodles in water balloons or something!
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... [stare] Spy. Stare. Peep. Not throw noodles at them, you dumbass! [This is Ikki trying to pull the poor kid into a headlock.]
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Grah!! [he struggles and I know nothing of karate so let's assume he tries whatever karate thing he would use to get out of said headlock?] Lemme go you jerk!!
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[Ikki's not a weak fighter by any means, but the kid manages to get out of the headlock anyway 'cause he's small and karate-like.]
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[I didn't think so xDa but Daichi is panting and glaring at him anyway] What was that for?!
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My parents just don't do allowance! Is that a problem?!
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[Ikki pops away for a moment, then comes back with rollerblades on.
... Midair.
CLEARLY FLYING.]
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WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
[claps hands together in a begging stance] F-forgive me, Master! Please teach me!
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... Teach you, huh? I've never taught anyone. Besides, I'd have to charge. These things don't come free, like I said.
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Is there anything I can do instead, Master??
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You're gonna have to prove that you're a man by passing a test!
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What kind of a test?
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