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[Watch me use the hand of God to insert Ikki into this post so Agito isn't talking to random empty space. He's insane enough as is, after all.]

Crow, I've been thinking. Too much is getting fucked up with you not being around. It's as if someone pulled the main character out of a movie. This merge really should happen, but if you're really behind in time in your world, then we can't risk it. I don't want the sky to go a funny color or people's brains melting, that'd be too bothersome.

So here's my idea, time seems to stand still when you come to this place, so I was considering spending all of my time here while you spend most of your time in your world. Then if things go as I think they will, you should catch up.

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How behind am I, exactly? 'Cuz you might be waiting a while.

Are you at the lake yet?

What lake?

[a pause]

Damn it. Definitely way behind.

Fuck.

You said Spitfire died already... What's going on in your world now?

... Yeah.

I'm trying to find a job while we train for the tournament. Sumeragi-san is helping us out, too.

...Guess I'll be sitting here for a few weeks.

Lets see, you better make sure you get that job, you'll need it. And when you're at the lake, don't go out of the village, it'll be too dangerous because I'm not going to be there.

Have fun with that.

[tilts his head] What's with all the warning about the lake?

You better bring me food.

[Wonders if it would be bad to tell, but he knows Ikki will keep nagging about it anyway] Some assassins from Genesis will show up, but they're not after you so lets keep it that way.

She still thinks you're staying with me, even if she can't see you.

[It's nice to know the future sometimes.] ... Oh, shit.

Weird.

I wonder what'll happen when they can't find me.

I always tell her you're busy. It's not too far from the truth, right?

... I don't know, but if they come after us, I'll make sure to kick their asses.

I tell people you're probably being lazy somewhere.

Yeah, uhm, why don't you just stay out of their way, alright?

I don't mind that one actually.

[a look] If I have to help someone, there's nothin' you can do about it.

I might have to kick your ass, which is going to look pretty funny when nobody can actually see me.

Oh yeah? [smirk] Like to see you try to catch me, baby shark.

Heh. Don't pretend you don't know what I'm capable of, crow.

Doesn't matter if I know what you're capable of. It's me you should be scared of.

Perhaps one day, but for now you're simply stuck with your head in the clouds.

That just means you get to watch me fly while you're stuck at the bottom of the well.

I'm having a deja-vu right now.

Probably because it's Akito's favorite proverb or something.

Must be. But anyway, don't fuck up. Meanwhile. [Poofs away and returns with a beach chair and proceeds to be lazy in it] I'm having a little vacation.

[Ikki is somewhat amused.]

There's something wrong about me working my ass off while you sit here and do nothing.

Just remember I already worked my ass off~ And I promise that next time my timeline is slower than yours, you can have a little vacation, good?

Man, I hate making deals with sharks. I have a feeling that as soon as I turn around, it'll bite me in the ass. Whatever. Guess I'm outta here for now.

So little trust in me? But yes, get out of here, I don't want to grow a beard here.

[OH GOD THE IMAGES]

... Yeah, I'm going now. Don't get in too much trouble while I'm gone. [Pop~]

[spots them from a distance, and can't help a laugh, geez they are so adorably dumb.]

Mm, pardon my interruption~ [chuckles] But why would you think everything will happen exactly the same way in both realities~? I'm curious~

[Oh look who's here...]

We don't know, but we can at least see if it does. Things can't go exactly the same because I won't be there.

[missed him~? Even though Juliet sure didn't miss Agito~]

Mm, how adorable~ A team without their strongest member~ [chuckles] I'm really curious about how it'll end~

[Nope, Agito's already got plenty of gay to live with to not have to miss Juliet]

heh, there's a good theory in that, but Kogarasumaru has proven plenty of times they can get by without their best team members.

Ara~? [smiles, and raise an eyebrow] You can't be serious~ What if they fail~?

Then I'll kick their asses of course.

Why would it worth it~?

What would you do in such a situation?

[headtilt~] You are not sure in it, right~?

No, but you seem the type who wouldn't let his team get away with being defeated either, so you have no business doubting my answers.

Oh my~ [chuckles] You are doubting your own answers, aren't you~? I can't believe a powerful King like you is still with them without a good reason~

I have good reasons. I want to be in the front row to see where this crow will lead us, and I trust Akito's decision to be in this team.

Ah, Akito? Well isn't it cute~ [chuckles] I'm really curious how you all will do~

Aren't you strangely nice today?

What are you saying~ [chuckles] I'm always nice~

And Ikki is a gentleman. What's going on?

Oh my, Ikki finally grew up~?

Tssk, evading questions again, princess Baka~

[BEAMS~] Only the useless ones~

Too bad I don't care enough to play along in your stupid games. But I will join you in evading useless things, goodbye~ [Turns around to leave]

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