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[the TARDIS appears on the Plane, intensely, incredibly happy. how happy, might you ask? well, if you listen carefully, you can hear music coming from her. and why yes, yes that WOULD be the 'I'm Super, Thanks for Asking' song from South Park. yeah, she's pretty damn happy]

[ooc: You can all blame Kisha for this one. That is all.]

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[shudders faintly] I have no need nor desire to, that is why.

{Oh Diva is having fun, yes she is~} Could it be that you're afraid of what I'll do to you?

[yeah, well, Diva is a whore :/] You can't do anything to me, so why should I fear nothing?

{Yeah so? :| ; Diva giggles darkly before she leans closer to the TARDIS's ear, letting her hands slip down the TARDIS's back, digging her fingers in just enough to be felt} Why indeed? You're the one that's stiffening, shuddering, and...well, you should know.

[good point. and the TARDIS really hates that touch, you know, but she's too proud to move, especially since Diva's all ready called her out on her fright] I dislike being touched by useless and unnatural things. You disgust me.

Yet you felt empathy for me then. I wonder which one is the lie.

{Withdraws just enough so that she can idly trace designs on the TARDIS's back with her fingers} Ne, but if I disgust you so much, you sure don't like to move. Does it feel good, I wonder? I could give you a massage if you'd like. I'm very good at it.

[the TARDIS just grumbles because osugbosu damnit Diva, don't question her. and stop that! there are few times the ship ever curses her pride, but this is one of them, and she finally steps away, turning to glare at the vampire] I should like it if you go away.

Aha! Then the empathy was a lie after all! I thought so. Ne, amazing, you almost had me believing you too!

{For that, it's Diva's trademarked creepy laugh, but she cuts off abruptly, taking a few steps closer} But you know, TARDIS, I really don't like it when people lie to me. Especially about something like that.

It was not a lie. [still, the TARDIS moves away again, wary] I can dislike you and still understand what you've been through. Unlike you, I am capable of differentiating between those things. [frowns] What does it matter, anyway? You did not want my empathy, anyway.

What does it matter? Ah, it matters because even if you don't think so, I take words to heart. Empathy, ne, it's a nice thing, but surprising from a person that hates me so much. I still don't hate you, but.

{Diva grabs the TARDIS's throat, and just like that, her cheerful and whimsical demeanor changes instantly to an angry one} But I'm really starting to dislike you more and more.

[gasps, eyes wide, and claws at Diva's hands, glaring at the vampire with all the enmity she's ever focused on the Master] You have no heart. You are little and meagre and you mean nothing. What you think does not matter.

IT'S NOT TRUE! {Diva throws the TARDIS into the ground hard, planting a foot on her chest}

You should be grateful. Be grateful that you're so favored and liked because if it were my decision alone, I would rip out that heart of yours right now.

[the TARDIS continues to glare, staring up at Diva with nothing but contempt] And what keeps you from doing so? Surely you do not care what others think?

{She presses her foot down harder, this time painfully} Do you like to ask such stupid questions?

[winces] I must make them easy enough for you to understand.

{You get a kick to the head for that :|}

[oh Diva, resorting to violence] Hitting me will not make me as stupid as you are.

Ah~ It's times like this where I really don't know what to do. I could kill you and be rid of the nuisance for at least a few days, but...But then no one here would like me. It's such a hard decision.

{She grinds her heel into the TARDIS's chest for good measure before stepping off} But for Sam, I can put up with such an annoyance!

[curls onto her side, holding her chest, then laughs derisively] How very sad, that you believe anyone here likes you in the first place. Do you honestly believe Sam Tyler even notices what you do, or will he just brush aside your cruelty because you eventually had the sense to stop? Not killing me does not change anything you've done previous to that moment.

{Stands still and silent for a moment before she turns} You do realize that if Sam rejects me, there's going to be Hell to pay, right? Because if Sam pushes me away because a machine can't hold its tongue, then I see no purpose in playing nice anymore.

How conveniently you forget that you approached me this time. It is on your own head what happens and in no way my fault. You build your own gallows, vampire.

This time? Ne, don't you remember, this all started because of you. I was trying to be nice, but you insisted on being rude.

I was not rude and you were not attempting to be kind. Lying does not become even you.

...{wut} You...You really don't think you were being rude.

[frowns, suddenly uncertain] ...I, no, I did not ... [shifts] Did I speak inappropriately again?