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[bloodyroadking.livejournal.com]

[Standing around on the Astral Plane, looking around and holding a jar full of jewels.]

Heeeere freaky twin-twin-twins~ [Shakes the jar as if he's calling for an animal to come and eat.]

You want your jewels right? I'll trade you them for something else~

Comments

[didorothy]

I wouldn't advise that.

[bloodyroadking.livejournal.com]

Hmm? Why?

[didorothy]

They seem the type to get people into their debt, not trade things.

[bloodyroadking.livejournal.com]

I'll take my chances.

[didorothy]

Don't say I didn't warn you.

[bloodyroadking.livejournal.com]

Hey, I have this pretty jar, no need for a debt~

[didorothy]

I really don't think they work like that.

[realitymods]

What sort of trade are you looking for?

[bloodyroadking.livejournal.com]

What I really want? Well~ I'd like you to somehow knock that pig-headed bastard Gene out and that Master guy with the facial hair which looks like he transplanted it from another area of his body as well. Then have them wake up next to each other in a bed, naked and surrounded by Vodka bottles.

And since that more than likely will end in the first one's dead again, I'd like you to bring him back as a frog so I can turn him into MANY FLYING GREEN BITS OF GENE with my AT. And then you can bring him back as a human again, because I'm nice like that.

Sound like a deal? Or can't you do it?

[realitymods]

[whisper to each other for a moment before nodding and looking back up] We think we can arrange something nice! Probably not the frog one but we'll do our best otherwise~

[bloodyroadking.livejournal.com]

[Smirks.] Nice. Be sure to tell me when you're doing it, I want to be around to take pictures.

[Holds the jar out for them to take.]

[realitymods]

[happily take the jar!] We'll make an announcement about it~!

[bloodyroadking.livejournal.com]

Good! Just don't mention my name for obvious reasons.

[realitymods]

We won't reveal a client's name~

[bloodyroadking.livejournal.com]

Thank you then.

[Er, leaves~]