http://fireball-temper.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] fireball-temper.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-06-06 02:53 pm

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[A short, red-headed sorceress appears on the Plane with an annoyed look on her face] I told you this already, you stupid jelly....fish? [She trails off as she notices her surroundings, then...]

WHAT THE HECK IS THIS!?

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-06-06 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[laughs] Now I know you're nutters, girlie. Sorcery's just a load of bollocks taught to kids to shut 'em up.

[eyes her] The hell is a demon's dimension?

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-06-06 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm from Manchester, England, and last I knew there weren't any bloody barriers unless I put 'em up to keep idiots out where they don't belong.

There's no such thing as demons, girlie.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[does not like being attacked! especially when that means singing his camel hide coat] You little bitch! The hell do you think you're doing?!

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
I call 'em how I see 'em, girlie, and I'll say what I bloody well want.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ohshit she really did it! he's ducking and covering, now] Crazy broad, stop that!

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll show you heat. [why yes, yes he did just pull his gun and has ever intention of putting you in cuffs]

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Let's try it and find out, how's about? [unlocks the safety and points it at the ground near her feet, letting off a shot]

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
I gave you a taste of my trusty revolver, and if you don't want something a little more personal, you won't be singeing my favourite coat, now will ya?

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Something of the sort, yeah. Now I suggest you get yourself out of here and go find some other kids to play with. Us grown-ups don't need to be babysitting a brat like you.