http://flashknickers.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] flashknickers.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-06-05 09:04 pm

005--Is there life in the bathtub?

[Annie is in the bathtub. Fear not! There are plenty of bubbles, so you can't really see anything. Unless you're really looking. ANYHOO. Her eyes are also closed and she's chillin' with the bath pillow and relaxing and you know how it goes, right? You know you do.

--until she notices that she doesn't hear the housecat making noise. Which makes her open her eyes. CUE FREAKOUT.]


--what. Nonono. I'm not supposed to be here. Not now.

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-06-06 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
---[oh god WILL NOT LOOK. Much. NO. BAD

takes off jacket and holds it out to her. Whether this is to offer the jacket to her or to prevent himself from looking by putting it in his line of sight, no one can be sure.]

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-06-06 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Right.

[still doesn't put it down]

Annie, maybe you should go back.

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-06-06 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you haven't yet.

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-06-06 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[phhhpt] Annie!! [starts smushing the bubbles out of his hair] Now it's all soapy. I'll have to take a shower again. Do you know how bad that is for the environment?

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-06-06 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
Multiple showers in a day does.

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-06-06 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
It's that you use a lot of water. Like if you leave the tap running all the time.

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-06-07 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
I mean that it's wasteful to shower excessively.

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-06-07 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not the--right. Fine. Forget it. Did you enjoy your bath?

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-06-08 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
[OH SNAP HOW DARE SHE. FINE. TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME!]

I was expecting a bit more, but, hey. Not your fault, is it?

obviously too young to be hitting on older women

[identity profile] crowheaded.livejournal.com 2008-06-06 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
[completely unabashed] That's not something you see every day.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-06-06 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[the Guv seems completely unfazed by your bathing, Annie. actually, he's grinning in a rather friendly manner] You're gonna give Tyler a heart attack if you keep this sort of thing up, luv.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-06-06 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You show up waving your tits about, the bloke's gonna up and die.

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
You're not what, Cartwright?

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
You know him as well as I do, Cartwright. What do you think?

[identity profile] theguv.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
You're thick as he is if you're saying that.

[identity profile] bacchusprincess.livejournal.com 2008-06-06 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Then go back, miss~? [offers helpfully, no need naked women, ty! :|]

[identity profile] bacchusprincess.livejournal.com 2008-06-06 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't seem to hurry though~ [beams~]

[identity profile] bacchusprincess.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 08:03 am (UTC)(link)
For the sake of your dignity, miss, I wouldn't mind~ [chuckles]

[identity profile] bacchusprince.livejournal.com 2008-06-06 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes I wonder how people manage to do this. Would you like me to get you a towel, miss?

[identity profile] miseardae.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
[carefully keeps his wide eyes above bath level]

Oh, dear, this is different.

Do you...need any assistance?

[identity profile] miseardae.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
That would be wise, yes.

...Good luck, then?

[identity profile] miseardae.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
[faint chuckle, as he - carefully - meets her eyes]

Quite right.

[identity profile] miseardae.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[wryly]

Intimately.