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[madamemoiselle]

{Diva is sitting in a chair, legs crossed and martini in hand, and obviously in the middle of a conversation. Though, depending on who you are, that conversation may be of little importance in comparison to what she's wearing. Diva is wearing a long black robe, thigh highs, and matching underwear. At least the robe's top is conveniently placed to cover her chest, but otherwise, that's it. You can guess what Diva was doing before.}

---to kill me. So he should die. It's what I've...{But she trails off as she realizes where she is, taking a sip of her martini instead}

...Ah~ Ne, that's really bad timing. And today was already a strange day.

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[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

Nothing you've said has been truthful, you lying savage.

[madamemoiselle]

{Stands, brushing herself off} And you've been so truthful?

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

I've no reason to lie.

[madamemoiselle]

Neither do I.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

I doubt you understand the difference between truth and lies.

[madamemoiselle]

Now, that's a simple concept. Truth is when something is correct. Like if I say that I killed people, that's the truth. Lies are when it's wrong. Like if I say I enjoyed it.

It's a simple concept. Are you stupid?

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[snarls] I understand the concept quite completely, you insipid git. Do not mock me!

[madamemoiselle]

I wasn't mocking you. It's a simple question.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

A ridiculous one. Of course I understand the concept.

[madamemoiselle]

Not that question. I asked if you were stupid, but I guess I got my answer.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[she's gonna slap you again] You will hold your tongue or I will hold it for you!

[madamemoiselle]

{bite me bitch} Oh, like I'm so scared~

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[she would, but she isn't a vampire. instead, she electrifies her 'flesh' and gives Diva a full-handed slap to the face]

[madamemoiselle]

{Well, that stings more than a little bit. Diva falls to her knees right away, curling in on herself with no more than a whimper even if a scream would have probably been sufficient}

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

Do not ever insult me again.

[madamemoiselle]

{Diva glances up darkly, and the next thing the TARDIS knows, she is thrown to the ground hard by Diva. Diva holds the TARDIS down by her wrists tightly, careful to do so by fabric} You little bitch, you're going to regret that.

{Smiles~} Pardon my language, of course.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[HEY! totally not cool! and the TARDIS struggles to get the offending vampire off her] Release me you insufferable maggot!

[madamemoiselle]

I warned you, remember? {Diva's grip tightens painfully}

You don't want to make me mad. Why, I might do something we'll both regret, don't you think?

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[glares angrily and tries to jar her off again] I said release me!

[madamemoiselle]

And I said that you're going to regret that. I think that I win, in this case. It's too bad we're here, though. If you could come home with me, then we could have fun for a long time! I could play with the nasty little ship all I wanted. Or, at least, until it broke.

{Diva moves the TARDIS's arms above her head so that she can pin them firmly with one hand. She takes a seat upon the TARDIS's chest comfortably} Now let's see, should I sing you a lullaby again? Or something else this time?

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[TARDIS is beginning to wig out because oisdnglsb vampire sitting on her and she can't move her arms and she's powerless and just osiugosob, yeah] Much the same could be said if I had you within me, beast. I could make it so you aren't able to sing ever again and so spare us the horror of your voice.

[madamemoiselle]

Within you? {Giggles} Why, are you saying that I should have sex with you? My, my, that's really quite the step in our relationship, don't you think?

{In a sing-song-y tone} Ah~ What a liar~ My songs are beautiful. Your ears must be broken.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

[the TARDIS totally doesn't get why Diva found that funny, but she most certainly doesn't want to have sex wit the vampire] I absolutely do not want anything of the sort! Let me up!

[sneers] Your songs are pathetic drivel fit for dogs and the deaf!

[madamemoiselle]

Now, if I wasn't going to let you up a moment ago, what makes you think I would now? {And Diva slaps the TARDIS across the face} Honestly.

Oh? Is that so? Then for you, I'll sing the sweetest song I know.

[brigadiertardis.livejournal.com]

You filthy beast! [glares, then her head snaps to the side when Diva hits her]

Anything you sing will be torture.