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didorothy ([personal profile] didorothy) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-06-03 06:06 pm

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[Sam is standing there, flipping a coin! It's fun. No, really! Toss it in the air, slam it on the back of the hand, call out what it is.

Recently, it's been heads.

A lot.

Oh well. At least the Queen was pretty good-looking in '73. Another toss!]


Heads! Again. Right, I'm going to have a talk with the Laws of Probability about their stealing plot from post-modernist absurdist/existentialist literature. Not that absurdist/existentialist literature ever has much plot.

[tosses the coin, slams it on back of hand, looks at it] Heads.

I hate existentialism. Philosophy in general, really.

[coin toss! Hand slam, coin check! Frowny face: present] Forty-two times is forty-one times more than enough. [throws the coin away from him.

Pauses.

And curiosity reigns supreme as Sam goes to check the coin]
...Heads. Could be my meds.

I really hope it's my meds.

[identity profile] flashknickers.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Will now be taking your coin away, Sam] Are you sure it was landing heads up every time?

[identity profile] flashknickers.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Taking the coin away, what's it look like I'm doing?

[identity profile] flashknickers.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Not until you stop obsessing over it.

[identity profile] flashknickers.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes you are.

[Sighs] Will you stop if I flip it, and get tails?

[identity profile] flashknickers.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Stuffs the coin into a pocket] I still don't see why it matters so much.

[identity profile] flashknickers.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
How's that different from everything else involving you?

[identity profile] flashknickers.livejournal.com 2008-06-03 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sigh, Sam, why are you so crazy] What do you think's gone wrong?

[identity profile] flashknickers.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
[She deals] Is there anything I can do?

[identity profile] flashknickers.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not giving your coin back.

[identity profile] flashknickers.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Not going to arrest me, are you?

[identity profile] flashknickers.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Why don't we do something to take your mind off of it? Dinner?

[identity profile] flashknickers.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
We can go to dinner, then come back straight after.

[identity profile] flashknickers.livejournal.com 2008-06-04 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Finish up before the end of the day, then.