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airmyu: super range remix (d1) hamlet

... Um

[Enter Hamlet, stage right, a most lost and confused expression on his face. He skates about the Plane for a moment, inspecting and staring about like a tourist in a souvenir shop]

Um, hello? Romeo? Puck? Julieeet?

Macbeth?

This isn't funny you guys.

[A panicked sort of expression crosses his face then, oh good golly miss molly]

It... it was the wasabi, wasn't it? Wasn't it?

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Yes! A Hamlet!

... Wait, that's not what I was thinking of.

[Amused Hamlet is amused, sshh] Then what are you thinking of?

[Puck is thinking REALLY HARD. JUST FOR YOUUUU, Hamlet.]

... It's goonneee...

[He'd be flattered, really, if he wasn't trying so darn hard not to laugh]

Worry not, yousei~ You'll find it again. Someday.

[That's okay. Puck will never hate on him because only Hamlet and Romeo seem to "understand" him. Or at least entertain him when he wants it. HIME-CHAN SUCKS.]

Ne, Hamlet, you're gonna be around more, right?

[Hime-chan didn't know how to appeal to the little fairy's nature, fickle princess :|]

Apparently so.

[Puck does a jig.] Yay! Yay!

[How cute, a happy Puck]

[Yes. Puck is VERY HAPPY. ♥]

We can play all sorts of games now!~~~ I can't wait~

Yes we can~ You and Romeo and I~ [Because we all know the fickle princess never wants to play, orz]

Yaaaaaaaay! No Hime-chan!~ [Hamlet is now the center of a few more crazy circles.]

Huhhh... speaking of which... we're supposed to have a contest. Hime-chan thinks just 'cause he can fit in a fancy dress that he can steal all of Romeo's time! [FIT. INCOMING.] It's no fair! No fair at all!

[Argh, the downside of keeping an eye on Puck right there, the kid moves around too much] We'll spare Hime-chan the tomfoolery~

[waitaminute-- ohsnaps, Puck!fit at six o'clock, all units on alert] Ah, no, that's not fair at al---

A dress, you say. [Dumbfounded? Just a bit]

Yes. A dress. It was a contest and Hime-chan lost. Yahahaha! I mean, of course... it was a loss for the whole team... having to watch Hime-chan be miserable for a day... mhm.

Anyway, I'm way better at that sort of thing. So we're going to have a dress off! Or is it dress on?... Whatever. I'm going to win and show Romeo who's the better actor!

[Cue the painful-sounding snort, and he has to take a moment to compose himself]

I [cough] have only the utmost faith in you, Puck~

[Puck grins and leans on Hamlet's shoulder for a moment.]

I knew you would!~

[Pats the kid's head. It's either that or laugh]

So! When is this, ah, 'dress-on-off' thing?

[Puck doesn't mind if you laugh so long as it's with him, not at him.]

As soon as I can pick the perfect dress! But I need input from people who won't spoil it to Hime-chan. Hnnn... Neeee, Hamlet, I can show you later maybe maybe?~~~

Of course you can~! I'd be happy to help~

Yay! Ne ne ne, you could try one on too if you wanted, but I don't think you'd make a very cute girl...

... I'd hope not.

Crossdressing is fun. Especially when you're playing with idiots like crow-head~

Ah, but the only drawback then would be risking idiots like him falling for you~

Ohohoho, but he did. Rejection is one of the funnest games girls play~

Ah, he di-- [Double-take: GO] He what?

... [finger to chin] Well... he really liked the haircut...

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