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soul eater (d1) death the kid

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[The boy looks tired, but perfectly clean, as does the astral plane. Kid has been spending the last fews days moping up the blood and picking up the guts and disinfecting everything in sight, including the "floor". There's some nicely scented air fresheners strewn about, in a large figure 8 around where all the blood was (Also, Sam's desk and the bar are most likely organized symmetrically at the moment). You wouldn't be able to find a speck of blood if you crawled on your hands and knees and searched with a magnifying glass. Kid would know - He's just done it :|]

Perfect! I shouldn't expect anything less of myself.

[His stomach growls.]

... I haven't eaten anything since I first came here, have I?

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Who's saying I didn't?

...

I could put the guts in a couple of buckets, if you want.

Really?

Sure.

[Off he goes! And he comes back with (an even number of) buckets of delicious gore.] Here. Don't spill them.

[Shenzi looks at the buckets and decides THUMBS WILL MAKE THIS EASIER so she takes the ~10 seconds to turn into a lady before grinning really big at him and flicking off and then back on empty handed]

I think this place is the best thing that ever happened to me.

[There's at least cat in his world that can do the same thing, and arguably a frog, and a lot of weapons can turn into humans too, so he's totally unphased. :|b]

Because you get easy food?

Yes.

.. Well, whatever makes you happy. as long as you're not evil.

What else would make me happy?

Most people like to make friends in new places. Then there's individual interests, like sketching or computer programming or fighting.

But food is better than all that.

... I guess that makes food your interest.

People who aren't interested in food are freaks.

Well, everyone needs to eat, but not everyone's biggest interest is food.

It'd be real convenient if it was, though.

That's... Actually, that may be true. They wouldn't be murdering just to gain power then.

They'd be murdering to eat.

Better than stealing everyone's souls just so you can kill more people.

Yeah that's.

Stupid.

I never got your name. I'm Death the Kid.

Funny name.

Shenzi; Ngorongoro Matriarch.

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