010--And then she was stung by a bee

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Rose appears on the Astral Plane. There may be a gun involved. But definitely a pick axe. And she's buffing her nails. And looks a lot like she did when she was possessed by Cassandra yes, you pervs, this means she's rockin' the cleavage.]

Red, I think. [Examines nails] Dark red. No, bright red. Can't destroy everything with dingy looking nails, anyway.

[Yes. You heard that right. She said destroy.]

((SO. When Kisha and Ally (and, to some extent, Dero) get bored and are up really late, things happen. And stuff.
I wouldn't recommend it. Points if you get that reference.

The things and stuff this time? Rose was stung by an alien bee with some evil venom stuff that made her evil. So she's currently plotting the best way to destroy the world, starting with Russia. BYE BYE RUSSIA--))

Comments

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[normal greetings would usually go here but there's that 'destroy' bit] ...Sorry, what was that?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Sigh, it's the Doctor] What was what?

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

The part about destroying things?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Oh, that. Russia. [Handwaves slightly and files nails more]

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

And why exactly are we destroying Russia, Rose?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Russia is a good place to start when you're destroying everything. It's so big. Once you destroy Russia, you've got a good foothold on the rest of the world. And a nice path into Asia.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

...You're not another fairy, that's certain. There's not many glittery things in Russia. Who are you? Where is Rose?

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Sighs] Why would you ask a stupid question like that? I'm Rose.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

No, you're not. Rose Tyler would never destroy something like that. Now I'm giving you a chance to tell me what you are.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Yes, this is evil laughing] Yes Rose Tyler would. She thinks it's fun.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[grits his teeth a bit. AT LEAST CHER WAS JUST INTO GLITTER] No, she wouldn't. Rose cares about other people. Now, I'm getting a bit impatient, so tell me who you are.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

What do I need to do to prove that it's me? [Eyeroll It's me.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Not talking about destroying things is a good start. [flips out the sonic screwdriver and points it at her] ...Hm. Poison? Some sort of biochemical neuron... [leans in and yes, he's licking her] ...Yeah, that's poison. [spits on the ground] Whatever happened, Rose, I'm going to help you.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Oi--[Licked, and wipes at the licked part of her] I don't need help.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

Yes, you do. You're being effected by the poison. Let's go to the TARDIS and we can get an antidote.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

I'm not being affected by any poison, and I don't need an antidote. Let me get back to planning Russia's destruction.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[sternly] Rose, you are coming with me and that is final. You're sick.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

Sick? Last I checked, I wasn't coughing. My nose isn't running. Definitely not sick.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

It wasn't a suggestion. [oh snap, he's grabbing her arm to haul her away] Your mind is what's ill right now.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[Oh snap, She's pulling away] You can't tell me what to do.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

I am telling you what to do and we're going now. [he's grabbing again]

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

You're telling me, but I'm not listening. [Pulling away again, wtf, you grabby little toddler]

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[R NOT A TODDLER] Except you are going to listen to me. Rose, please. [runs a hand through his hair] Just come with me.

[dameluckypants.livejournal.com]

[DON'T DENY IT] No I'm not. And no. [Ohsnap, she told you]

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[flicks through settings and holds up his screwdriver] I told you. I'm sorry. [and he turns it on :O]