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realityshifted2014-09-13 09:55 pm
decrypts) wrote in realityshifted2014-09-13 09:55 pm
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✘ 1o ;;
[ so. we bet you thought you were going to get through this entire dragon plot without having to deal with this goober, didn't you? less than two days to go, and no shenanigans? you were probably counting down the hours, the minutes until things were back to normal and you could breathe a sigh of relief of having not had to look at this ridiculous freelancer and his ridiculous tendencies.
psych!!!
gotcha.
york has been a busy little bee. well, for lack of a better phrase; he'd been one of the first, he's sure, to find one of the dragon eggs and ultimately put his hands on it. ( because let's be real, here. when there are things that pique his curiosity, he is not the type to look with only his eyes. he has to look with his hands. and you know what? this time it's landed him with a baby dragon following him everywhere and chewing up datapads and pretty much making a mess out of everything.
because he's voluntarily been bringing the little thing back to the ship with him. yeah. wrap your head around that, why don'tcha? )
where were we? oh yeah. he's had this thing following him around pretty much since day one, and while they don't exactly have dragons back in his reality, they do have lizards, and this one just happens to remind him of a bearded dragon he'd had when he was a teenager. ( whose name was romero, because this one might have been too much of a fan of movies like night of the living dead and everything that spawned after it. don't you dare judge him. ) so naturally, he'd taken an immediate liking to the thing.
even if it had immediately started spewing sparks and scorching up his armor something fierce. let him tell you, he's been buffing the shit out of that armor for the past few weeks, and it honestly looks better than when it was first issued to him. ) they're getting along like a house on fire, best friends from the get-go, because for all the spitfire and scorch marks the thing has left for him? york's been teasing it right back, employing the use of a laser pointer to have it running into walls and under the bed in his quarters and … well. so he's generally being a nuisance. are you surprised?
you shouldn't be.
so, what are you going to see before you now? you are going to see one ( 1 ) freelancer dropping to the plane, looking about as normal as he ever has except for the fact that he has a dragon on a harness walking next to him. yes. he has it on a harness.
and its name is boomstick, by the way. feel free to ask about that. and if you've never seen army of darkness? he'll gladly sit you down and watch it with you.
have fun. ]
psych!!!
gotcha.
york has been a busy little bee. well, for lack of a better phrase; he'd been one of the first, he's sure, to find one of the dragon eggs and ultimately put his hands on it. ( because let's be real, here. when there are things that pique his curiosity, he is not the type to look with only his eyes. he has to look with his hands. and you know what? this time it's landed him with a baby dragon following him everywhere and chewing up datapads and pretty much making a mess out of everything.
because he's voluntarily been bringing the little thing back to the ship with him. yeah. wrap your head around that, why don'tcha? )
where were we? oh yeah. he's had this thing following him around pretty much since day one, and while they don't exactly have dragons back in his reality, they do have lizards, and this one just happens to remind him of a bearded dragon he'd had when he was a teenager. ( whose name was romero, because this one might have been too much of a fan of movies like night of the living dead and everything that spawned after it. don't you dare judge him. ) so naturally, he'd taken an immediate liking to the thing.
even if it had immediately started spewing sparks and scorching up his armor something fierce. let him tell you, he's been buffing the shit out of that armor for the past few weeks, and it honestly looks better than when it was first issued to him. ) they're getting along like a house on fire, best friends from the get-go, because for all the spitfire and scorch marks the thing has left for him? york's been teasing it right back, employing the use of a laser pointer to have it running into walls and under the bed in his quarters and … well. so he's generally being a nuisance. are you surprised?
you shouldn't be.
so, what are you going to see before you now? you are going to see one ( 1 ) freelancer dropping to the plane, looking about as normal as he ever has except for the fact that he has a dragon on a harness walking next to him. yes. he has it on a harness.
and its name is boomstick, by the way. feel free to ask about that. and if you've never seen army of darkness? he'll gladly sit you down and watch it with you.
have fun. ]