[she makes a face] Ah, about that. It's not entirely up-to-date. Most of it's still accurate, but there 'ave been some...management changes.

But as far as advice... [she pauses, thinking about that. but for someone as apparently trusting as this man, it's not hard to come up with something to say] This place might look amazing, and it's got its perks. But stay on your guard--both here and for unexplained happenings back 'ome. More often than not, the Plane is up to something. And while sometimes it's harmless, usually it's not. Also, most of the people who come 'ere are trustworthy, but not all. So keep that in mind.

[realising there's something basic that she doesn't yet know, she adds:] What's your name, anyway?