[. . . Allow him to pretend like that was a totally legit question while he mentally "What in the Goddess's name"'s in your general direction. He crosses his arms, keeps his tone pretty much deadpan.]

Well, I'm standin' out here, so there's two of 'em ruled out. Pretty sure there aren't evil spirits, and fuck if I know how an AI'd get in there. So no, I'd say you're good.

[Grand gesture toward the door] After you.