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the lion king (da) shenzi

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[Shenzi is looking more and more relaxed/smug every single time she shows up, and now is no exception~]

So. We can get off and on this thing, bring stuff in, take stuff out. If we can take people's stuff from this place, anything stopping us from, say...

[huge insincere grin such as in icon]

Taking stuff from other people's places?

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[tilts her head] You mean like taking someone else's food?

Yeah, exactly.

If you want to find out so badly, why don't you attempt it?

Because I wasn't born knowing how to break in and out of other people's dimensions.

Personally, I would think it less a matter of breaking in than a matter of being invited.

Like vampires.

So invite me.

That would be the inability to get there. And in some people, the sense of morality that prevents theft in general. But I don't think that's applicable. [taking Talking To A Hyena in stride, really]

We can't do it? But it's such a fun idea.

[ignores the morality comment]

I think you could. I never thought of that, though.

Why not? It's a great idea.

Sorry, but it looks like it won't work.

It should. Taking people is only a little above taking stuff.

I usually don't steal things. [yes, usually]

Haven't you ever thought of going to someone else's world and bartering, then?

No.

Why not?

Because there's hardly a point in me doing so.

Yes there is.

I don't really know, I still haven't-

[pause, followed by a massive double-take]

...Hey! You're...from the Pride Lands!

A lot above, actually, but in this scenario it seems to be easier.

Not really! If I wanted something I could ask Sam or Minato.

Why, they in different places?

In a spiritual sense, yeah. I'm talking complexity of biology.

[she winces a little]

In the loosest sense of the word, yeah.

Oh?

If I can do it, it proves you could do it.

What it doesn't prove is that I'd be willing. Perhaps as part of a future experiment, but the risks would far outweigh the benefits in this situation.

If I do it first I get aaaall the risks and you get to figure out how to bypass them.

[Now just giving a peeved look] The last thing I need is an animal in my laboratory.

So, other than that you'll do it?

No.

Is there a particular reason you wish to venture into another world?

That's a pretty stupid question.

You know. As if other world isn't enough.

Curiousity aside, it would require more outside observation beforehand as preperation.

So what, you make other people do it?

I've been busying myself with other experiments. Simple observation is all I have time for at the moment. As of yet, I haven't been in need of an assistant, but it isn't the worst suggestion.

If I give you something will you do it within a week?

I am not bringing a hyena into my world.

[Shenzi gives him a kind of :l face, then~ takes about 20 seconds to shift, in which it looks something like twitching and melting and fur receding into skin, after which she sits up as naked human!shenzi and gives him the same look]

What about now?

[Staring at you with the look in the icon. brb fascinated :|b]

[Is thinking that boobs. always. work. B) ]

Is that a yes~?

That's a 'maybe'. [Blink, urge to study rising, but he represses it for the time being] And only when I find time.

Yeah, well find it soon.

[A hmph sound before poofing away]

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