http://doctorsfanboy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] doctorsfanboy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2010-09-07 09:49 pm

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[A Lord of Time in the Astral Bar? How shocking! A rather intoxicated (though he has yet to realise it) Damon is mixing himself drinks again, this time with the help of a very useful book he borrowed from the Doctor. The thick, heavy manual is titled "Mixology," and features most classic and popular drinks found anywhere in the Second Great and Bountiful Human Empire. Damon laughs as he flips through the pages.]

A screwdriver? I wonder if the Doctor's made a sonic version. He's clever enough to figure it out. That's what I love about him, you know, he's very clever. All of him! But he's very stupid, too. Regenerates too much, it's not...not good. Bad Doctor.

[a thoughtful pause] Not as stupid as Maxil, though. Nobody's as stupid as Maxil. I hate his face. [oh, if only he knew...]

[identity profile] practicalrobes.livejournal.com 2010-09-09 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[And who just happens to be passing by but everyone's favourite CIA Coordinator? He stops when he catches sight of Damon, slightly nonplussed. He's just going to... ignore most of what Damon just said, and instead focuses on the fact that the technician is completely smashed.]

Damon?

[identity profile] practicalrobes.livejournal.com 2010-09-09 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
[Hastily] No, thank you, Damon. I think you've had quite enough for the both of us.

[He's not even going to comment about the humans.]

[identity profile] practicalrobes.livejournal.com 2010-09-09 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[He is valiantly resisting the urge to facepalm.]

Tolerance, Damon, tolerance. Which I think you've far exceeded, given your current inability to remember even that.

[identity profile] practicalrobes.livejournal.com 2010-09-09 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[unconvinced] Perhaps you're under an experiment.

[identity profile] practicalrobes.livejournal.com 2010-09-09 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Narvin raises an eyebrow. Apparently Damon is a sassy drunk.]

Can you even walk straight?

[identity profile] practicalrobes.livejournal.com 2010-09-09 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Narvin gestures to the floor.]

Well then, go ahead.

[identity profile] practicalrobes.livejournal.com 2010-09-09 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
[With a grimace, Narvin catches him, holding the younger Time Lord upright. He gives Damon a Look, doing his very best to sound like the sharp and prickly head of the CIA that most of the Capitol think he is.]

I think that rather proves my point for me. You need to go home, Damon. Go back to Gallifrey and sleep it off.

[identity profile] practicalrobes.livejournal.com 2010-09-09 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Narvin gives him a flat look, trying to carefully slip out of Damon's grasp.]

Why? So you can forget it when you wake up the next morning? You're cognitively impaired, Damon, and you're certainly not fit to investigate anything.

[identity profile] anoblesavage.livejournal.com 2010-09-10 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[After listening carefully to the sounds from the bar - the clink and clatter of a great many glasses and uneven nature of Damon's voice - Leela decided to join him at the bar.]

You should not be drinking alone.

[Because he should not be lonely.]

Have you tried a 'martini'?

[identity profile] anoblesavage.livejournal.com 2010-09-10 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Braxiatel said I should try one.

[Which is a wary sort of yes.]

Are they nice?

[identity profile] anoblesavage.livejournal.com 2010-09-10 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's never tried one and, consequently, won't know if what he's mixed is right or not.]

I do. He ... is not always honest, but he has been a loyal ally and a good friend.

[identity profile] anoblesavage.livejournal.com 2010-09-10 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Time Lords are stubborn. They do not always like the truth and, when they do not like it, they hide from it. [And then she remembers who she's talking to.] Most Time Lords.

If you need to talk, I have learned to be good at listening.

[Well, more or less. It was often easier to listen to the things that people did not say, as she was doing now.]

[identity profile] anoblesavage.livejournal.com 2010-09-10 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[She takes an experimental sip of her drink then, after deciding she rather likes it, another and another.

Then, darkly:
] I know his face. But I don't think you should let yourself hate, Damon. Even him. I do not want to see you grow cold.

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