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[Juni has been staying out of the Deathmatches for the most part. Running a kingdom is a busy occupation after all, and so she has an excuse! No matter that she was slightly scared about people she cared for dying, or about the Plane being disturbed in any way.

No, all business and nothing else!

But now she has to risk the deathmatches (poor girl, so out of touch) and potential pain - she has no other choice.

Why?

Well, that's perfectly simple - she's trying to get rid of the thigh height, demonic horse that's following her with wide eyes. It's humiliating after all; she's been trying to do her queenly business all day and all the time this thing has been following her!

Really, it's very annoying.

So, enter Juni - storming away with her hands on her hips and a rather murderous expression on her face; behind her trots a little version of a demonic horse - who keeps looking around curiously and neighing playfully. That's part of the problem, he's been doing it all day.

Eventually Juni spins, places her hands on her hips and glares at the foal following her - somehow the foal does not look the slightest bit pertubed.]

Go away! I'm a queen, I do not allow bratty, little foals to follow me around - I have business to do!

[The foal stares at her for a second, then rears and lets out a playful neigh yet again; a rather loud playful neigh.]

Juni stares back for a few seconds more, then slowly drops her head into her hands.]

Why me?

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[Oliver is carrying a baby rabbit (even younger than that at the moment) and looks like he might feel for your horse] It just wants to play, you know.

[Juni stares at the baby rabbit for a moment, wrinkles her nose (for she's a very, very odd person) and then just starts facepalming again.] I don't have the time to play.

...Besides, it has fangs - it'd hurt me. [Well, it wouldn't - but Juni's never been good at logic]

[frowns, worried about the poor thing] Then what are you planning to do with it?

[Juni scowls, darned human concerns, and glances back at the horse... Who is, somehow, managing to achieve puppy-dog eyes.]

...I don't know, I just know that it's annoying - and probably won't fit in.

[curiously] What's your world like? [after all, it's an odd-looking sort of horse, but it's still a horse]

[Juni stares cautiously for a few moments, then raises her chin coldly] It's a demon world, full of very harsh demons. And while this thing- [The horse lets out a cheerful chirp] Is well on its way to being a demon it still won't fit it.

...Besides, it hatched from a egg - it'd be better used in a omelette.

[frowns] Demons? Like...everybody's a demon?

Whoa, hey! [moves forward to stroke the poor thing's muzzle] It's not an egg now!

[Coldly;] Indeed, all apart from me - and I'm pretty close.

[Juni simply glares at the demon foal, the demon foal simply flutters its eyelashes in return and playfully butts Oliver's hand;]

That doesn't mean it can't go in a omelette, or a stew.

[confused] You're different from the rest of your world?

[smiles, stroking the foal, but then he shoots a look at Juni] 'Course it does!

Yes, I'm a perfectly special snowflake that all should fear - is it really relevant?

[Yup, still glaring at the foal. Who is trying its manipulative best to look innocent,] Why, don't you eat meat?

[blinks] Relevant to what? I'm just...learning about you. [gestures vaguely]

Not when it's alive!

...People usually don't understand one human living happily amongst demons.

Well then, we'll just have to kill it. [She might be taking far too much pleasure out of this.]

Why does that mean I wouldn't want to learn about you?

You...what!? [aghast] No!

You might assume that I'm more demon than human.

You don't even know the thing!

Well...I guess so. Does it matter?

But it's just a baby!

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