Issue 2

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

{Imagine the mangiest, meanest cat ever. This is the kind of cat that only loves one person and will make any other's life hell.

So you know that important or valued thing you left on the Plane? The cat is currently doing something destructive to it. If it can be used as a scratchpost, we can go with that, but anything else is up to you. Meaning, I don't want to type out the kinds of things this cat might do to your belongings.

There doesn't seem to be an owner in sight, but that mostly because she went to go get it some food. Until then, you can deal with Peej's nasty cat. I hope you didn't really need that thing. I also hope you don't try to hurt the cat, because it's superpowered owner will be decidedly not pleased.}

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[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

[Tamaki just happened to bring Kuma-chan along with him today. He stops when he sees a cat though. He smiles, kneeling down to the cat's level, placing Kuma-chan on the Plane floor]

Ah, are you lost little --

[his words are cut off however as the cat lunges for Kuma-chan and begins assaulting the poor bear in horrible ways. Tamaki stares, horrified and is on the verge of tears]

My Kuma-chan!

[and he will now be attempting to retrieve his friend from the clutches of this fiendish cat. It's probably a demon cat summoned by Nekozawa-sempai.]

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

{Peej is floating back with some milk and tuna and what a scene.}

...Um...What are you doing to my cat?

[lamb_of_gold]

[There is a purple haired gentleman pulling the cat off a golden chisel by the scruff of it's neck.]

And here I'd thought I'd seen the last of the abuse when Cy vanished.

[The cat yowls it's dissatisfaction, and Mu just looks at it evenly]

You, at least, don't talk back.

[dritte-tochter.livejournal.com]

[terrified of cats, be right back wigging out]

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

He hasn't destroyed anything, I hope?

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

{I guess you won't like it when it tries to pounce on that long hair, then!}

[lamb_of_gold]

I was more worried about his teeth than my tool, but all seems to be well. [He kinda hands the cat over in her direction]

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

What am I doing....

[and he stands up and cue the flailing and pointing and spazzing]

That creature is violating my Kuma-chan!

[the face of Kuma-chan stares up in all it's terrifying line-face glory as the cat continues to scratch at him]

Kuma-chan!

[and he will be diving in again to try to save his bear]

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh.

{Peej just hovers closer and picks up her cat, which instantly starts purring} Come on baby, let the boy have his bear.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

{She takes it}

Sorry about that. He doesn't play well with others.

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

Kuma-chan.

[and Tamaki will be clinging to said bear now, and checking him over to see how much damage Peej's demon cat has done to his bear. Kuma-chan is just staring at Tamaki with his epic lineface while Tamaki inspects him. Tamaki stands up and looks at Peej, and then his gaze falls on the cat expectantly.]

I think he owes Kuma-chan an apology.

[Tamaki and Kuma-chan's expressions almost match as they both stare at Peej an her cat]

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

...You do realize that my cat can't talk, right?

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

Words aren't necessary to express remorse.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

It's a cat. He's not going to be feeling remorse, I promise.

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

How cold! To say such things about your dearest pet. To claim he's incapable of emotions or comprehension. [he clings to Kuma-chan a little more and is addressing Kuma-chan directly now] I can see this poor lost kitten is merely lacking in social graces, much like our Haruhi. But look how far our little girl has come. I'm sure given time, this kitten here would show the greatest of remorse. [there's a moment of silence and then he smiles back at Peej and her cat] It seems that all is forgiven. Kuma-chan is a very brave bear. Anyway, he's seen far worse from Honey-sempai and those twins.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

I meant more like he was enjoying using your teddy bear as a scratching post, but your monologue there is okay too. This cat isn't going to learn any social anything, I promise. I was lucky to get him to use the litter box.

[lamb_of_gold]

Only tolerates the one who feeds him, hm?

[dritte-tochter.livejournal.com]

[fear. fear like you wouldn't BELIEVE]

[hostclubdaddy.livejournal.com]

I think you greatly underestimate him! But, does he have a name?

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

Yeah, of course. {And she says his name because....lmfao I don't know if they've ever mentioned the cats name...}

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

And my sort-of roommate. Otherwise, no one.

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

{And here comes Peej to the rescue! But she just picks up her cat, looking at the little girl}

I hope he wasn't giving you too much trouble.

[dritte-tochter.livejournal.com]

T-that cat is evil, desu! What a horrible animal, desu!

[boob-window.livejournal.com]

...What really? What did he do?

[lamb_of_gold]

I'm told cats can be like that.