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[lovethepossum.livejournal.com]

[Once upon a time there was a hyperactive necromancer - a girl who was obsessed with possums and would Never. Stop. Smiling.

Now, one day this necromancer met a charming man; they conversed, they smiled together (not that it took much in the princess’s case) and soon the necromancer found herself making a promise- a promise to bring many of her possum friends to the lovely place with lots of stars (also known as the Plane.) Now, the man was rather nice to the necromancer and of course she could never resist anything involving possums…

So, in present day the necromancer has found herself able to return home- Yay! This also means that she can fulfil her promise to the lovely man- thus bringing harmony (and possums) to the fairytale land…

AKA: There is now a Cally with about a dozen possums all over her- she is, of course, wearing a huge smile over all of that; even if her possums are looking faintly puzzled by all of this.

Cally does not care: yay possums!]

Comments

[ex_fatalist246]

Public nuisance and health hazard.

[lovethepossum.livejournal.com]

[She'll just be beaming at him; because insults do not penetrate her skull] Knew you'd say something like that! Since being happy is bad an' all... Hey, I meant to ask you something- I'm not sure what though.

[ex_fatalist246]

[demonstrating his ability to ignore everything that is secondary to the goal at hand]

Please remove them.

[lovethepossum.livejournal.com]

[Cheerfully] Alright then!

[Aaaand instead of taking it as "remove them from the Plane" she'll be taking it as "remove them from her body" so, yes- possums are now dropping to the floor!]

I think it was something about death actually.

[ex_fatalist246]

[deepening lineface!]

Please return them to your reality.

[lovethepossum.livejournal.com]

[She shall be meeting this with more cheerful!]

Nope! Somebody else asked me to bring them here so I can't make them go just yet- it'd be mean.

Hm, I'm sure it was something about death...

[ex_fatalist246]

You don't need this many.

[doesn't want possums loose on the Plane]

[lovethepossum.livejournal.com]

He said that lots of them would be best.

Ah! [Finger snap of understanding!] ...Are you gonna die soon?

[ex_fatalist246]

[for a moment - a long moment of, "Did you just ask that with that expression on your face?" - Satoshi just stares]

[Then it's back to the lineface]

No.

Please contain them, then.

[lovethepossum.livejournal.com]

[Being cheerful about death is Cally's *~special skill~*; she figures that it's better to discuss it with a :D face than a >:( face (seriously; her relatives would happily conduct talks about death while poking people with pointy sticks.)]

You did say something about it though.

I was! But then you told me to drop them so I stopped containing them- make up your mind [the possums are still looking puzzled; but are slowly relating back to their evil state]

[ex_fatalist246]

I doubt it.

[glasses adjustment]

I'll contain them if you don't.

[lovethepossum.livejournal.com]

Yes you did; I remember because you were pinning me to a wall at the time- and telling me that I wasn't your friend; which is silly 'cause I am your friend!

...Don't be nasty to them.

[ex_fatalist246]

Then that damaged your brain further.

[a bit of a smirk]

I can't make any promises.

[lovethepossum.livejournal.com]

Hey! Just because I can be dumb doesn't mean you have to be mean- my brain is perfectly fine thank you- I just see the world a bit differently from you; it isn't a bad thing.

[Wow; she's actually managed a glare for that- le gasp]

Don't you dare.

[ex_fatalist246]

Then please contain the possums.

[lovethepossum.livejournal.com]

Fine, but only if you'll discuss the whole death thing- it sounds a fair deal doesn't it?

[ex_fatalist246]

There's nothing to discuss.

[lovethepossum.livejournal.com]

I'm a necromancer; of course there's something to discuss! I can try and help you or something.

[ex_fatalist246]

There isn't anything to help with.

[Satoshi disappears and returns with one of those awesome drop-from-the-ceiling cages, and it lands on the Plane surrounding all of the possums]

[lovethepossum.livejournal.com]

But you don't want to die; most people don't want to- they want to see life; they want to have fun- it isn't fair when you die and other people seem far more deserving.

[The possums shall be hissing about this; Cally, despite being a completely different species, shall be wearing the same expression] Let. Them. Go.

[ex_fatalist246]

They're not hurt.

[lovethepossum.livejournal.com]

They ain't happy though [She kneels beside the cage and starts crooning] Hush now; don't worry about the mean boy- he won't be all nasty for long; I won't let him hurt you in any way.

[Aaaand then; still looking at the possums but obviously directed at Satoshi] Ya really need a hug y'know.

[ex_fatalist246]

I'll be back for the cage when you're done.

[lovethepossum.livejournal.com]

[Uh uh uh, Satoshi! For Cally shall be moving very fast and trying to wrap her arms around your neck in a rather crushing sort of way.

...Well, she prefers to be direct]

[ex_fatalist246]

[Out of pure reflex, Satoshi dodges. He rises from the crouch he'd naturally dropped into and adjusts his glasses]

Are you done?