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[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

{There is a blue and gold idiot sneaking around the onsen. Why, you may ask?

Because he wants to see some naked women, of course.

This is probably the worst intro post ever, but he's trying to be very very sneaky, and thus, is very quiet.

...

He really hopes this is the womens' bath. The steam makes it hard to tell.}

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... I'M SO SORRY

[crowheaded.livejournal.com]

[What's that? Some kind of young, slender figure in the mist...

... there's the sound of bubbles. And then someone sniffing.]

... Today is going to be a good day.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

[It isn't.]

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

{...his hopes were up, and then they came crashing down.

--But that makes this even more awkward.

SHIT WHAT TO DO

it's okay man, play it cool, pretend like you were about to get in}

Nice one!

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

{whyyyyyy}

This definitely isn't the women's bath.

[taughtmedicine.livejournal.com]

[here, since Booster deserves one lady, Martha is enjoying a relaxing bath because carrying Suiseiseki around does put some weight on the arms]

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

{FINALLY. Booster tries to (inconspicuously) move closer to get a better look...

...but he ends up slipping on a piece of soap and falling into the water. That bar of soap was definitely not there like two seconds ago.}

[taughtmedicine.livejournal.com]

[Martha shouts, jumps up, decides that's a bad idea and reflexively points her ring at Booster and fires]

[Good job, Booster! Not even five minutes here and you've already landed a hit from compassion! What does it to? Up to you, but Martha feels much more zen now]

[Yes, much more zen as her ring gives her a staff and she contemplates beating Booster with it]

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

{He gets knocked back by the energy, but uses his own power ring that he's always had to just kind of float instead of crashing into the wall. Booster just kind of...grins sheepishly, holding his hands up}

Hey, woah, woah! I just...passing.....by...uh.........

{Guess where he's looking!}

[taughtmedicine.livejournal.com]

[STEAM PRESERVES THE RATING OF THE HOT SPRINGS EPISODE!]

You have one second to keep passing by.

[this is all said quite calmly, even if she does look ready to try to beat him bloody, normal human or not]

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

How about five, so that you can tell me where I ended up, gorgeous?

Saffy may be sorry, but I'm certainly not~!

[lamb_of_gold]

[There's another in the baths, long hair piled into a bun, and a delicate face that looks to be half-asleep in the warm water. ITS A TARP!]

[taughtmedicine.livejournal.com]

[Now she'll be hitting him with that staff (and grabbing her bathrobe to throw on, thank you very much)]

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

Ow, hey! It's a compliment!

[taughtmedicine.livejournal.com]

No, it's degrading. Now, go.

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

{After waiting for a good, oh, five minutes (he has a short attention span), there's finally someone here! And hey, they're kind of pretty too--

wait there is something very important missing

Booster's not into flat chests, man. He's the kind of guy that wants something to grab.

But what the hell. Beggars can't be choosers. So hopefully DFC girl will wake up, or something.}

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

I was serious about the explanation part! Uhhh, I'll close my eyes? Or something.

[taughtmedicine.livejournal.com]

[tying her bathrobe tighter around her]

Go look for an explanation inside the building instead of in the baths.

[lamb_of_gold]

[Lo and behold, a green eye opens, and a smile traces across the face]

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

This is where I heard people, though. Can you blame me?

{Sure, he heard them inside too, but she doesn't need to know that detail or he'll get hit with the staff again}

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

{stand up stand up stand up stand up}

[taughtmedicine.livejournal.com]

[Martha's eyes narrow and Booster gets another smack with the stick]

[Doctor, what is it with you and landing violent companions? Martha seems to have completely forgotten that Hippocratic oath of hers]

Yeah, I can. There are about eighty people here. Not all of them are in the baths at once. And you might've noticed that I wasn't even talking?

And your clothing? Really conspicuous.

[no-wait-gold.livejournal.com]

Ow!! Stop that!

--And wait, there's nothing wrong with it! It's a lot better than it used to be.

{but the no talking thing, uhhhhhhh. /ignore}

[lamb_of_gold]

[Nnnnnope~]

[taughtmedicine.livejournal.com]

You're distracting from the point with something that isn't even true. Because I've seen a lot of ridiculous costumes in my travelling, and that one takes the prize.

[point end of staff, hit that sternum!]

Now go.

[weerweer.livejournal.com]

What do you mean "miss", man? Like, you get in here on a rocket?

[Isaiah has his sassy-face icon back and is not afraid to use it. Also, not bothered to be seen naked. It's okay, from behind he kind of has the body of a 14 year old girl, so mistakes happen.]