002 - Le jour de gloire est arrivé!

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

[Javert arrives on the Plane, entirely by accident, with his desk.

[He is not in a good mood.

[Is he ever?

[He slams his fists on his desk in frustrated anger.]

DAMN IT! How dare he make a fool of me? Of the law!? That man...

[He falls silent for a moment and closes his eyes in thought. He then opens them and immediately takes out a quill to begin writing a letter]

I have put this off for far too long. It is time for me to make my move. "Monsieur Madeleine"... 24601... has given me all the proof I need. He will not [Scribble scribble] interfere [Scribble scribble] again!

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[coolestscythe.livejournal.com]

[Lol holy shit. Soul is recently liberated from the Octopusese.]

Man...you really need to chill out sometimes. You're gonna give yourself a heart attack.

[lamb_of_gold]

Growing angry will solve little.

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

Yes, how dare he? It's not like it's easy or anything.

{:| He's ready to hit you back this time, dude}

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

[Doesn't lift his head. He just keeps writing.]

My heart is strong and beats with constant regularity as it should. You need not concern yourself with my health, child.

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

I know that, you strange man. Why do you think I am writing a letter? Now begone.

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

[He continues writing but then he places House's voice. He stops and raises his head.]

You!

[He rises and takes out his cudgel]

[lamb_of_gold]

Yet still you sit here and grow angry at nothing.

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

I will be at peace when this... villain is brought to justice.

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

{Unnecessarily loudly,} Don't club me, bro!

{Then deadpan again} Seriously, what is it with you and beating cripples? Racist.

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

If you do not wish to feel pain, you would do well to come quietly. And no tricks this time. I don't care what state your leg might be in.

[ooc: that was hysterical]

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

Wait, seriously? I think you're missing a pretty big concept here. Like the fact even if I come with you, where the hell are you going to take me? What, are you going to lock me inside the bar?

[coolestscythe.livejournal.com]

I'm not, really, but it would be kind of annoying if you just suddenly dropped dead here.

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

[His eyes shoot up at Soul]

Is that a threat, boy?

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

Hmph. I will find somewhere appropriate. And if I cannot, then I will simply have to guard you for the duration of your sentence.

[coolestscythe.livejournal.com]

...I'm pretty awesome, but even I can't just give you a heart attack. See, this is what I meant by chilling out.

[lamb_of_gold]

And what, may I ask, makes him such a villain?

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

[Returns to his writing]

Child, you would do well to watch what you say around an officer of the law.

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

He is a thief, a con artist, a brute, and a conspirator. Just now he abused his ill-gotten authority to release a convicted criminal from her rightful sentence.

[lamb_of_gold]

And she?

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

What about her? She was just a common criminal. A whore who assaulted a nobleman. Valjean probably plans to have her pay him in kind with her services. The wretched fool.

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

Yeah, no. I've got better things to do. My porn isn't going to download itself.

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

If you will not come quietly...

[Starts walking toward House, cudgel ready]

[lamb_of_gold]

Assumptions rarely end well, sir. Especially in such matters.

[bringme24601.livejournal.com]

And what would you have me do? Pretend that I do not recognize that man? Ignore his presence in my city? Allow him to continue to undermine my authority and spread injustice? No!

[house-1-god-0.livejournal.com]

You realize I'll just leave again if you try and hit me? As much as I love Cuddy bitching at me about be "unethical", I love you even less.