Calm Like A [Reality] Bomb

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[The Master, unlike many other people on the Plane, is in quite a good mood. Though he looks a bit worn, perhaps slightly charred, he is in a very good mood as he drinks a Dark Matter Mixer. It's a drink - really. The Master's good mood means he's sociable.]

So! I just committed genocide and blew up a fleet of warships. How is everyone else today?

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[di-persona.livejournal.com]

That sounds like quite a busy day.

[handysparehand.livejournal.com]

Daleks?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I like to keep occupied. Boredom is the biggest threat to my existence.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Daleks, and Davros, though that was more the Doctor's side of things.

[oilyhands.livejournal.com]

Did they vaporize?

[di-persona.livejournal.com]

It seems as if boredom would be the biggest threat to anyone's existence, honestly.

[handysparehand.livejournal.com]

And no...

[pauses, and then gestures to himself]

Donna's all right?

[aces-are-rare.livejournal.com]

Another attempt at getting yourself blown up failed, I see.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Anyone interesting, anyway.

I don't believe we've met. I'm called the Master.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

We're a bit short on metacrises in our universe, if that's what you mean.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

The Daleks or the war fleet?

[di-persona.livejournal.com]

That's quite the title, Master. {She inclines her head slightly at the word}

I am only Dante.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

[mock-distressed]

I am beginning to suffer a severe lack of faith in myself in that area. I don't think I'll ever succeed!

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

It is one of my own making, Dante. What a pretty name. No others?

[di-persona.livejournal.com]

I'll just say that my name is also one of my own making and leave it at that. I've long since discarded my birth-name.

[oilyhands.livejournal.com]

The fleet.

[handysparehand.livejournal.com]

And Donna's all right and still traveling with you lot?

[aces-are-rare.livejournal.com]

I've got this wonderful stuff called Nitro nine, if you want to give it a try.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Fair enough, I suppose. Names are, I hear, power, after all.

[salvagestime.livejournal.com]

[The Doctor joins him now, just sort of tilting his head a bit as he looks at him.]

You really are incredibly happy over this, aren't you?

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Yes, we're just going to pick her up.

[di-persona.livejournal.com]

Then yours seems like it would be especially powerful.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

Would you really? Kill me, I mean, if given the opportunity and the means.

[savagestime.livejournal.com]

I hate Daleks and I love destroying things. Why wouldn't I be happy?

[aces-are-rare.livejournal.com]

Don't think I have it in me? After Kara and Midge and Madame Salvadori do you really believe I'd hesitate?