lamb_of_gold: (**Jareth 3**)
lamb_of_gold ([personal profile] lamb_of_gold) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2009-02-02 03:37 pm

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[Enter David Bowie.



No. I'm not kidding.




ENTER A MAN with fabulous hair and makeup, tight clothing, RUFFLES and three shiny glass balls. The man looks at himself and sighs a mighty sigh. When he speaks, his voice, once again, sounds like that of a slightly smaller, more effeminate gentleman of saintly leanings.]



Of course, the one time I do not worry about it happening again, it does.


[off to work, will tag on return]

[identity profile] cyfor.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
As it happens, it happens again! [Somersault.] Bad form, Glassblown, two strikes I say.

[identity profile] cyfor.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
But tomorrow it might be over.

[identity profile] cyfor.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[As though consoling him] They almost got the hair right.
mercwamouth: (surprised oh shi-)

1/2

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-02-02 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
mercwamouth: (crazy)

2/2

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-02-02 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
AHHHHHHHHHH!!


[Runs away in fear]

[identity profile] cyfor.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[FLAIL. She hides behind his legs.] Your face is scary.
mercwamouth: (falling whee!)

[personal profile] mercwamouth 2009-02-02 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[He hears the voice.]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[Now he's even more scared and starts running faster]

[identity profile] cyfor.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[She comes back around to peer up at him. After a moment of consideration:] Scary.

[identity profile] ram-of-gold.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Somehow this is even more disturbing than before.]

[identity profile] savagestime.livejournal.com 2009-02-02 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Even the Master is oddly horrified.

And yet oddly attracted, as if this man, too, stalked people and made them bizarre declarations of faith and had shiny metallic floating balls.

Inexplicable, all that, of course.]
contract_star: (uh-oh)

[personal profile] contract_star 2009-02-03 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Y SO GAY, MU?] Um.

[personal profile] didorothy 2009-02-03 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[It's David-bloody-Bowie, the bastard who put Sam in this coma!]

Brilliant. Brilliant. Bodyswaps, headaches, cheetahs, and now someone's mad e a mess of my meds again and I'm seeing David-bloody-Bowie. Going to sing us a round of "Life on Mars," are you? Or maybe a solid rendition of "Ashes to Ashes!" Oh, and while you're here? Reality was shit.
contract_star: (b-but I...)

[personal profile] contract_star 2009-02-03 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Who. I mean. You look familiar.

[personal profile] didorothy 2009-02-03 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
You would know me, wouldn't you?

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