[Joint Post]

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[And on the plane, a strange sight. Perhaps even as strange as the physical issues certain planegoers have been having lately. It is Ianto. It is Ianto and Cy. It is Ianto and Cy grooming each other.]

[Yes, Ianto is applying his tongue with careful regularity to the kitty's back, and she, in turn, is curled around herself and licking energetically at his nose.]

Squanto, you're missing spots.

[He looks a little put out, and nudges her back.] Just be patient. I'll get to them.

[Cy is not placated. She smacks his nose.] Too much drooling. Your tongue's broken.

[He pulls his head back abruptly, collar jingling, and blinks at her.] There's nothing wrong with it.

[She mrrts.] Hi ho, Squanto, whatever you say.

((Cy = blue, Ianto = redish font. Remember! Unless your character can speak cat for whatever reason they will not be able to understand Ianto's parts. :|b))

Comments

[madamemoiselle]

{See, she would have followed Hei's advice, but this is just too good to pass up}

My, my, Ianto~ That's not very cute of you at all. ♥

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

[you'd think that Tosh would be used to Ianto's weirdness by now. But she stops and stares anyway.]

[twatular.livejournal.com]

[Team staring contest.]

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

...Man, and people say my hygiene is bad.

[bacchusprincess.livejournal.com]

[That... is the most amazing thing ever... Have a fondly staring Juliet.]

Ara, if it isn't cute~!

[allstrings.livejournal.com]

...uh. Ew.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[He looks up, warily at first, then confused. He recognises that voice, but he's sure he doesn't recognise the speaker.]

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[You'd think that Ianto would be used to people staring by now, but that doesn't stop him from staring back.]

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[...why do you keep making that face, Owen?]

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Pauses, and gives her a look. Why is it everyone seems to be taking that tone with him lately?]

[twatular.livejournal.com]

[because there is a lot to wtf at. he's stuck between wanting to completely forget this ever happened and wanting to never let Ianto live this down... know what, brb, dropping to get a camera]

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[O, hai! He unwraps himself from around Cy and trots over to rub around Juliet's legs.

Ianto will probably never love you this much again, Juliet. Make the most of it before he adds you his hitlist.]

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[...stares.]

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[And returning to licking Cy. This cat doesn't know the meaning of keeping herself clean...]

[twatular.livejournal.com]

[mun has no idea if these things even work on the Plane, but here be Owen, returning and... snapping a picture of this at the first opportunity D: oh Owen, have you no humanity]

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[Well, I know TV and stuff works, so I'd guess so? I'll check in chat later just to be sure! Either way, I'd be watching your coffee for a while, Owen. Once Ianto's back to normal that is. :|

For now he'll just be giving him a confused look, 'cause what the hell was that for?]

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

Do I even want to know why you're licking that cat?

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[He mrrs, and hunches himself defensively. He doesn't understand a word, but he knows that he doesn't like that tone of voice.]

[twatular.livejournal.com]

[He'll only break out the pictures if he /has/ to... 0:)

Owen smirks, tucking the camera into his jacket pocket]

For posterity. [... oh god, there's even a bell wtf D:]

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

Ooookay, now you're meowing.

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[But he still /took them/. >\

Yes. Yes there is. And a name tag that reads 'King Lear'. Juliet has a horrible sense of humour. In fact the collar's probably saved Owen from being the person Ianto's most pissed off at when he's back to normal.

...and Ianto will be sniffing at Owen's jacket now. He might not be his favourite person ever, but he might have something nice. And at the end of the day that's the most important thing.]

[damnfinecoffee.livejournal.com]

[He just stares, unsure if he wants to approach or not.]

[geekgirltosh.livejournal.com]

[she sighs and comes closer to pet him] God, I hope you go back to normal soon. If only because I'm really getting tired of having to go out for coffee.

[got-the-stones.livejournal.com]

So what's the deal, you're crazy? You think you're a cat or something?

[A slooow smile starts creeping across her face.]

You think you're a cat?

[bacchusprincess.livejournal.com]

[There are no words how much Juliet is enjoying this. Leans down to Ianto to pet him~] I see you found a friend~? Absolutely adorable~~! You can now do kitty things together~