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[ This time, KAITO hasn't brought a glowing musical thing with him to the Plane. Instead, he has a tiny pink envelope, sealed with a pink heart sticker. His name is printed on the outside in purple. ]

I should open this here instead of on Maki-sama's computer, in case it's something nasty. You never know...

[ He peels the sticker off and opens the envelope's flap. He holds it at arms length, jaw set. When nothing happens, he observes it a little closer, propping the envelope open with two fingers and peering inside.

Out flies a leek! Right into his eye.

He drops the envelope and curls on the floor, a hand over his eye. The envelope continues to spew leeks, until he's buried in a pile of the things. Then the envelope starts speaking, in a voice similar to KAITO's in its computerized quality, though it is decidedly feminine. ]

"I'VE FOUND YOU, YOU ROTTEN VIRUS! I'M TRACKING YOU AND I'M GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND HAVE MY REVENGE! SO BE READY!"

[ The envelope spits out one more leek into the air, which catches KAITO on the head soon as he manages to surface from the leek pile. He rubs his head. ]

Ah. This isn't good.

(( Sorry for all the epic backtagging! I should be cool to start tagging and doing stuff again now that the holidays are over... ))

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[Watching the whole thing, rather wide-eyed.]

Um...

Ah! That is...rather a lot of leeks, isn't it?

K-KAITO-san?!

...

[ Sheepish smile and a wave? ]

Ah, it'll take me a while to delete all of these. Good thing I didn't open it on Maki-sama's desktop.

I'm okay! Hahaha... [ He rubs at his face. Good thing programs don't get black eyes... ] Ha.

Not the angriest e-mail I've gotten. [ He rubs his head ] But close.

[The sad thing is that Hei's first thought upon seeing all the leeks was "I could make lots of vichyssoise!"]

You...alright over there?

Oh! Yes. Just some random data. It'll take a while to delete, but otherwise, it's no problem.

[Ryuuta stares.]

Nee nee do it again! Again again~!

N-no, that's okay. Any more of these [ He picks up a leek ] and I won't know what to do with them.

[Disappointed Ryuuta is disappointed. He crouches down and picks up the envelope.]

How'd niichan get all of those in here, anyway?

Ah, I didn't, actually. Someone sent me this e-mail. And these were attachments. You can fit a lot in a small e-mail. [ He looks about at the leeks and attempts to climb out of them miserably. ] Obviously.

[Have a blank stare. None of that made *any* sense to Ryuuta, since he has no experience with computers~]

Heeeeeh ...I don't get what niichan's talking about.

...Data? That's...but they look like leeks. [Does not compute.]

Was that a spam e-mail?

Delete? Ah, you can do that?

...Why leeks.

[No. Effing. Words.]

And I look like a human. It's all in the representation.

[ Attempting to climb out of the leekpile now ]

I can. It'll take a while, though. [ He looks at the leeks. ] Users eat these, don't they? At least, they make food with them.

Normally I'd think that, but I'm pretty sure the sender knows me somehow. [ He taps his chin in thought. ] Probably some anti-virus I embarrassed when I was working for my programmer.

[ Attempting to climb out of the leekpile now, kthnx. ]

Then what does that make you, exactly? If you don't mind me asking.

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