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[ A young man with blue hair and a scarf finds himself here, a bit startled and confused. ] Ah. I wandered into one of those strange sites again. Hmm. Now which is the way out?

[ KAITO stares up at the stars. ] Where is the X button? Minimize? Ah, maybe... [ He waves a hand in front of himself, and a blue, glowing keyboard appears. He wiggles his fingers over it momentarily, like a pianist about to perform. Then he starts hitting keys. ] Escape... Ah?

Alt. Tab. ... Control. Alt. Delete. ... No? How strange. I'd better get out of here before master gets home... [ Only then does he actually clue in to his surroundings. He stares at the other people there. ]

More programs? This must be a popular site. None of you are anti-viruses, are you?

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[Blink]

What's a anti-virus?

[ Dot dot dot. ]

You don't know what an anti-virus is?

[glaaaaaaaaares]

How're you doing that without glasses?

Should I have glasses? Is that the fashion now?

[ He scratches the back of his head sheepishly. ] Fashion sites are hard to navigate, though. For places that are all about design, their coding is sloppy at best.

No, should I?

[HAVE A HENRIETTA. Because I miss you. ;~;] Ah...? Are you from signorina Fumie's world, too?

[Is totally clueless when it comes to computers]

Anti-virus? What's that?

Ah...but you don't have glasses!

Definitely. No program can run decently without one of them popping up eventually.

... You've seriously never heard of an anti-virus? How old is your code?

Signorina... Oh! That's Italian, right?

I don't know a Fumie. Is she a program? Or your user?

... You don't know what an anti-virus is either?

What is this, a glasses forum? [ He brings his hands up to his temples ] I guess I could make a pair if it's that big of a problem.

...this isn't a site.

[._.]

The only anti-virus is Satchii. [She crosses her arms.] Ah but you don't seem as dumb as Satchii is.

Then what in the world is it? Some astronomy freak's desktop? I don't remember being downloaded.

Hopefully not.

[ Stare. Most programs don't take childlike forms, so he's a bit uneasy. ]

[Decides not to comment on the speech thing] What's a 'site'? This is the Astral Plane.

They are a bit on the dumb side, aren't they? Always too busy flagging suspicious operations to see the real viruses move in. That did make things a little easier, though.

I haven't run into one in a while. Pretty lucky, I guess.

[ The innocence seems genuine, so KAITO lowers his guard for now. ] Ah, a site is a place on the Internet. Like this. Though I'm not sure why there are so many programs here. There isn't much and-- [ he looks about ] starry backgrounds went out of style before I was even coded.

They're very inconvenient.

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