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[Somebody appears on the plane wearing a white lab coat and yelling.] SHUT UP!! I said I’m fine! Get back to-- [And he realizes he's on the plane!]

Wha... What is this? Those damn-! [He turns around, yelling at the air.] What do you freaks want with me?! And what the hell are you drugging me with?! This isn’t any normal hallucinogen. You think I’ll just let you do whatever the hell you want to me?

[He pauses momentarily, waiting for an answer...] SHOW YOURSELVES, damn it! Don’t act like you can’t hear me!

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Oi, calm down. Shouting around isn't getting you back.

[dutifully shows up]

's not drugs, so I've been told. And yellin' won't make it go away, either.

Maybe not, but beating some asses will. Who are you?

[skjfhsjh FREAKY.] Oh god there's more than three you things?!

DC Chris Skelton. [holds out his hand.] 'M new here. Thought it was a dream.

Not drugs? Bullshit. Explain all of this then! [Gesturing to the plane.] This doesn't happen after a few beers... And now I'm talking to imaginary people.

Wish it were drugs. [he crosses his arms] Had about 10 people make a fuss that it were real; probably do the same to you.

[Your hand isn't there for all he cares.] Tch. I'm looking for those white wonder twins or the cosplaying bitch. Are they around here?

[Chris mentally goes "D:" and drops it, rubbing his palm against his trousers.] I dunno, haven't seen them since they sent us off to here. You can go back, though. Boss said you sorta...step off, don't think too hard on it, just...go home. I dunno, hippie stuff.

Movie characters aren't real. That's what this is. Just some movie my mind made up because some fucktards thought it'd be great fun to shoot me up!

Lot of good that does! They locked me out of the building. [Hmmm must devise a new plan of attack.]

[hey, Ray's cool with the denial] If you find 'em, bring 'em round. I'd like to bust their heads in. [he pulls out his cigarettes]

Could try kicking the door in?

[A challenger appears! >:D] Jeez, you're noisy!

[All your shouting is obviously not sitting well with him.] Call a little louder, and it won't be acting anymore.

[._.]

All you have to do is click your heels three times and think of home. Simple as that.

[Jumps] Are you alright?

[He thinks this over for a moment and smirks slightly.]

Not yet.

Congratulations, your ears work.

NO! Where are those freaks from the store?

[If you were his friend, that statement would have earned a punch for it's idiocy.]

... Oh why didn't I think of that? I thought gently knocking and calmly requesting entrance would have broken the lock!

The hell are you staring at? Go home!

[He doesn't like that smirk of yours.]

Stay away from me.

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