http://meteor-impact.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] meteor-impact.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-09-30 02:13 am
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~002~ Stupid Vassals

[So, uh, it's just Laharl. Looking crabby. As usual Yeah. Can you tell I'm used to doing Island style posts?]

Oi. Does anyone have an explanation to why all my vassals have ALL become blind idiots? Most think Flonne's gone missing and don't have a clue where Etna is, but I can see them fine. I don't get it.
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[identity profile] aimania.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Flonne happens to be around too and comes up looking concerned]

They said that to you, too? They told me you two have been gone! But I know we have been together like usual.

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
It might be an experiment?

[identity profile] meteor-impact.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? They think I'm gone? But... Oi, that doesn't make any sense!

[identity profile] meteor-impact.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
...A what?

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
Experiment. I guess the Twins do them on people sometimes.

[identity profile] aimania.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
I don't understand it either. At first I thought maybe they just kept missing you coming and going but now...

[identity profile] meteor-impact.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
Who are these "twins" and why the hell would they experiment on my vassals?

[identity profile] meteor-impact.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
Now they're all acting like blind idiots. Except they've seen me! They've TALKED to me. How can they think they can't see me? *grumbling*

[identity profile] aimania.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe they need glasses!

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
They run this place, I guess. I don't know--maybe they like doing it.

[identity profile] meteor-impact.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
Or maybe they need new eyes.

[identity profile] meteor-impact.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
Hmph... Well if they're responsible for this, I have a bone to pick with them!

[identity profile] aimania.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
But glasses might work just as well and be less hurtful to them.

[identity profile] meteor-impact.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
I get the feeling this has more to do with sight... I mean, they'd still HEAR you.

...Unless they're going deaf too.

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
Do you know where to find them?

[identity profile] aimania.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe we should send them all to the healers for a full check-up.

[identity profile] meteor-impact.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
I guess, except I asked the one at castle hospital if she'd seen you pass by recently, and she said she hadn't either.

[identity profile] meteor-impact.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
Considering I didn't even know about them till now? Obviously I don't!

[identity profile] aimania.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
O-Oh. That really is a mystery. This is bad! What could cause it?

[identity profile] meteor-impact.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
How should I know? All I know you were the only one "missing" until Etna showed up here too.

[identity profile] fireintothesky.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Then how are you going to... pick your bones?

[identity profile] meteor-impact.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I donno yet! I'll figure something out....

[identity profile] prinny-queen.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh? They told me that you and Flonne have been missing.

[identity profile] meteor-impact.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Okay, none of this makes damn sense.

[identity profile] saythistostart.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Um... Can they come to the Plane, too? Flonne-san and Etna-san, I mean.

[identity profile] meteor-impact.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Flonne ended up here first, and Etna just the other day.

[identity profile] saythistostart.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah... Then, your realities must have split.

[identity profile] meteor-impact.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Our... they...

...

What?

[identity profile] saythistostart.livejournal.com 2008-09-30 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
They're not in sync anymore. This happened to me a while ago... and it looks like the only way to fix it is to spend time with those you were split from.

[identity profile] meteor-impact.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
That really doesn't make any damn sense to me, but... hmph, if that'll fix it, we'll have this fixed in no time. They hang around me whether I want them to or not...

[identity profile] saythistostart.livejournal.com 2008-10-01 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Then you shouldn't worry. It looks like people don't notice things were different once they're back to normal, either.

[identity profile] prinny-queen.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
No kidding! What about Flonne? What's she saying?

[identity profile] aimania.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm. This place might be involved. We have a mystery on our hands, Laharl-san! Detective Flonne is on the case!

[so she's been watching too much TV again--]

[identity profile] meteor-impact.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
[no kidding]

...Detective Flonne?

[identity profile] meteor-impact.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
It's the same thing for her too. Just... you and me are the ones missing.

[identity profile] aimania.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! I'll solve the case! I should gather some clues and evidence.

[identity profile] meteor-impact.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
*keywords*

...Right. Whatever. You do that, Flonne.

[identity profile] aimania.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 09:18 am (UTC)(link)
What will you do, Laharl-san?

[identity profile] prinny-queen.livejournal.com 2008-10-06 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Right. So how do we fix it?
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