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[hello everybody! in an effort to get Sam to Not Emo (and to give me a chance to get back into the swing of things after Hell Week of Doom) I present to you ... Sam and Gene! that's right, the ~~Ambiguously Gay~~ Dynamic Duo are on the Plane, setting up a new TV at the bar. I mean, where else would they? Gene pretty much lives there and Sam's desk is boring. HEAR THAT SAM? BORING.

at any rate. they're setting up the telly. why, might you ask? simple! because Sam's out to prove that Man-U is better than City, and he's a stack of future!games to prove it. it's just a matter of showing Gene, who is understandably incredulous. observe]

What makes you think I'm gonna believe this shite you've got here as being real? Man-U's a bunch of piss-drinking nancy boys. There's no way they'd take City, you git.

I have recordings of a good few Manchester derbies that say otherwise, Guv. [Note that the Denis Law game is very much absent, and indeed, all the games shown are ones where United wins. Sam may be a very good copper, but that doesn't extend to football] Including both from 1976, the Old Trafford game in '80, the devastating 0-3 win in '85 - devastating to City, that is - and a 5-0 victory at Old Trafford in 1994. That one is going to be brutal. Don't worry; I'll ask Phyllis to dry your tears after.

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[...just watches. Confused. And maybe amused a little.]

....can you really watch TV here?

......[Was that a sigh? Maybe a little] Football?

Shouldn't gladiators use the coliseum?

[P.S. His desk is NOT boring]

[ignores her, because Men Are Talking]

Don't know, but we're about to find out, aren't we, luv?

[grins] What else?

[osbgosg the cat] The hell you talking about?

[P.P.S. It is too]

[a rather quiet aside] ...Guv, does she look familiar to you?

Care to join us, WDC Cartwright?

There isn't anything else.

Might as well.

[She, meanwhile, will wander behind the bar looking for NON-alcoholic beverages. We'll see how well that goes.]

[Shrugs and bends some water into a teapot she brought from their camp in order to make tea.]

[note? the Master is standing a bit of distance away, watching the two of you, glaring in a huffy, displeased manner. because he's still your stalker, guys]

If you have to ask, then you'll never know.

That's one of those things that show the...movies, right?

I'd pull out a stool for you, but that's actually remarkably difficult, given that there doesn't appear to be anything that the seats are attatched to.

[Hei is still working on getting over the idea of Master!Sam, so here he is.]

Haven't seen you two in awhile.

That isn't the way to encourage an inquisitive mind, Cy.

That doesn't make any sense. [Will seat herself, then]

He's not inquisitive!

[quietly, as well *gasp*] ...yeah, why?

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