[Here's a kid walking out onto the Astral Plane. He is short and has white hair and is very, very excited. He wearing a purple hat that looks vaguely like a rabbit, a faded black cape, and manacles on his wrists connected by a length of chain. Did I mention he's excited?]
WOW!
Wow.
Where'd all the snow go? What're all those shiny things? Look at 'em shine!
[He must be talking about the stars. Maybe. He gets down to his hands and knees and knocks on the invisible floor.]
Hey, what am I standing on? Is there something here?
[Knock, knock. Lick, lick.]
Those shiny things are there too! So cool. But they don't taste like anything. Man, that sucks.
[Lick, lick. Lick, lick. Why yes, he keeps trying to lick the stars.]
Hey, shiny things! Can you hear me? Hello? Helloooo~?
WOW!
Wow.
Where'd all the snow go? What're all those shiny things? Look at 'em shine!
[He must be talking about the stars. Maybe. He gets down to his hands and knees and knocks on the invisible floor.]
Hey, what am I standing on? Is there something here?
[Knock, knock. Lick, lick.]
Those shiny things are there too! So cool. But they don't taste like anything. Man, that sucks.
[Lick, lick. Lick, lick. Why yes, he keeps trying to lick the stars.]
Hey, shiny things! Can you hear me? Hello? Helloooo~?
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