[The Master is turning a small metal orb in his hands]

Centuries of dedication to the fine art of technical mechanics, and I turn it to this. How altruistic can I get?

[He tosses the orb into the air, where it sets up a four-dimensional projection of these words in flashing, 3D neon lights:

Ten-thousand-year-old immortal seeks dominating politician for ice cream binges, pioneering new societies, and snuggling. Must know some amount of science, enjoy genocide, and be tolerant of multiple personality disorder. Megalomania a plus. Magic-users need not apply.

Please send any inquiries via plane post box to Omega, The Engineer of Rassilon. Submissions without pictures will receive no reply.

This particular bout of literally mocking his own ancestor done with, the Master grabs a big, comfy chair to sit in and starts on his bag of popcorn]

[The poster of this entry takes no responsibility for Omega being Rather Cross any respondents.]

Hiiii everyo~ne!

Renge-chan has noticed that so many of you are feeling down lately! And Renge-chan has a solution! You all just need to find the love in your hearts! In an inter-dimensional place such as this, what better place for love to sprout and grow! There is great chance here to find your beloved, so Renge-chan is giving you the chance!

Welcome to the first annual Astral Plane Speed Dating Event! Have a seat at the tables! Those of you sitting in the left seat, you'll move to the next table every time the song changes!

Please let love bloom today! Let the Love-Love Event begin!

((ooc: If you're not familiar with speed dating, the basic concept is that one half of the people sit at a table, and the other half move in between the tables every five minutes or so. You just talk to the other person about whatever until the time is up!

For this post, just comment with who you want to participate with, and then tag around to the other participants and have fun and build some slightly awkward CR. Renge isn't actually going to be tagging, but for those characters that aren't super social, Renge will force you to participate if she sees you. That's just what she does. And one other thing! To tag to people here, you have to make a comment offering up your character, too! Fair's fair, right?))