[Mu teleports in rather suddenly. He is Not Amused.]

That was not my temple.

[Appears looking something between confused, angry and shocked. He's not wearing his Air Treck for once but he is holding a cup of ...something. You can't really tell what it is because of all the sugar cubes in it. There's so many the top ones will probably never even desolve.]

So... I woke up in a chair, yes, a chair, not a bed, and the only light in the room came from a hundred or so screens glaring down at me... I'm quite positive I didn't go to sleep there, because last I remembered I was in a quiet little town by a lake. And in a bed, not a comfortable bed, but definitely not a chair.

Then some really old guy came up to me with a cart full of candy and cakes.

Now, I'm not going to complain about that part, but if this is anyone's idea of a joke, -and I should know this is possible thanks to this place...- then I'm not impressed.

[and here's a Wolfwood, wearing a set of robes and trying not to trip over them as he paces angrily near the bar]

Goddammit! I need a smoke!

...is there any particular reason I awoke this morning with a cheetah beside me and the Doctor nowhere to be seen?

More to the matter: why are they calling me 'Master?'

[Albus appears suddenly, looking around curiously, as if he expects the stars to be the source of his confusion.]

That was...

...quite peculiar.

[He feels around on his pockets, making sure everything's there, and then dusts off his robes. They are quite dirty.]

That certainly wasn't Godric's Hollow.

Apparently, sometime while I was sleeping, I got married to a really angry British woman and she calls me Gene, even though I told her I'm Fumie. And instead of going to school, I'm being called to 'bosh' things. And I don't even know what that means.

And this definitely isn't Daikoku. It's old. And British. And my glasses are glitching. I keep trying to go home but- [pops in and then out again] -...Damn it.