This is like some weird movie. All right. Best to handle this logically and professionally. It's just like an investigation. Except I'm not going to get paid.

[types apparently on the air as she goes] Let's see...there's a lot of people who haven't heard of Japan. And people from different times. There's a pirate and a dead princess. And some cops. And Akagi the red coat. And the Master guy. And the person I'm teaching about computers. It seems like a lot of people are alone, too. And it's too early to say if this place has any noticeable patterns.

I told Yasako about this place but she can't come here. And she doesn't notice when I'm gone. Time doesn't pass. My parents didn't notice, either.

Uhm. I think that's all I have. [finishes typing and stretches]

Ne...there's no one named Michiko-san here, is there? And no one's heard of her, right?

Great. First thing I wake up to is some creepy lookin' twins on some lab table, a lady sayin' I'm in some kinda machine, and now I'm... Well, that's just it, I dunno where the Hell I am, but I'm pretty damn sure I'm not where I'm supposed to be. Someone must've had that whole Heaven or Hell thing wrong, 'cause this sure ain't either of them. Can't a dead guy get a little goddamn rest 'round here?

[lengthy pause as he searches his pockets for cigarettes, but alas, no such luck]

...And I'm outta smokes. Any more surprises for me?

[ooc; Sorry I didn't get this up last night, guys! I think I've got some kind of bug. :\]

I'm curious.


What sort of places are people here from?