http://lotsofrunning.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lotsofrunning.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-07-12 05:23 pm

008--Babies

[And here is Jenny, reading a copy of "Where Do I Come From?"]

....I realized that not everyone came from a machine, but this seems a little ridiculous.


((RIGHT. Jenny's learning about non-mechanical reproduction.))

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
[cue the Doctor, running in and snatching the book]

Why are you reading this?? You're not supposed to learn about this sort of thing until you're AT LEAST 300!!

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! [considers THAT conversation] No, ask Donna.

Donna knows these things.

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
I can!

I just...really, really think Donna could explain it better.

[siiiiiiiiigh]

Oh, all right.

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, yes, hang on one minute.

[vanishes off the plane and rearrives with a banana, a pear, a sock puppet, and a globe]

This is how my father told me.

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, well, it's better with explaining, I'm sure.

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
It's part of reminding you just how big the whole world is and how important it is to lie back and just think about that.

[yeah, cause that makes sense for THE TALK]

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
It's important to know the scope of things.

What makes you want to know these things, anyway?

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ D= NOT MY DAUGHTER!]

Something?

What does this person think you're going to be doing?

[identity profile] miseardae.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
It is, a bit. Which species are you reading about?

[identity profile] rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds almost like a twisted recipe book.

[eyes]

You haven't got a boyfriend or anything, have you?

[identity profile] notquiteawidow.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
...You've got to be kidding me.

[identity profile] notquiteawidow.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
You need to learn about that? Hasn't anyone given you The Talk?

[identity profile] notquiteawidow.livejournal.com 2008-07-13 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
All right, well, let's sit down, because this is going to take a bit. I'd tell you to ask the Doctor but he'll probably get aliens involved in it or ramble off about penguins or just avoid it all together and try to distract you with a yo-yo.

[sits down] Right, so. This is called the Birds and the Bees. Hell if I know why. It just is. And it's about sex.

Page 1 of 4