01 - "An Unusual Situation"

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[And on the plane, a cat. A black cat, of noble size--about as big as a Maine Coon, with a thick ruff around his neck like a chocolate-colored lion's mane. One of his paws is matted with blood, and he looks a bit rumpled, but he settles himself with dignity, shoulders squared and paws braced in a sort of show-cat stance.]

I would call this, 'an unusual situation'. [He has a posh British accent, and seems to weigh each word carefully as it comes out of his mouth. He pauses to contemplate, tucking his tail in close around his paws. After a long moment he speaks again.]

Yes. I would call it that.