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Finally! One that works.

[Nine is standing in front of a full-length mirror, adjusting an unruly ginger wig]

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[Staaaaaare. Still kind of shock from Mu's incursion into her head, hai.]

[...hello Doctor, meet Aniki. She's laughing at you right now]

...No.

[tilts head to the side]

What?

[gives her a cautious wave] Hello.

Whaaaaat?

Oh, come on.

Odd form of amusement you folk have.

Well, if you want to make yourself look even more like an absolute idiot, fine.

But wait. Is it my moral and civic duty to stop you from showing such an atrocity to the general public?

Apparently there's a planet of wig-wearers, who knew?

[Startles a bit, but still doesn't say anything.]

It's not amusement, I'm trying not to be stoned to death. Or worse! Beaten with vegetables. I hear the corn's especially painful.

If it is, I should be perfectly safe. [pause] Besides, I thought it looked all right.

You feeling all right?

[Laughing helplessly now.] With vegetables, is it? Well, laddie, seems you have a bit of a problem.

[shakes his head sadly]

Sorry, Doctor, but no.

[Focusing... on him... can do that. Yes.] I... don't think so...

[... no words.]

[re-adjusting his wig] Not anymore.

Did something happen?

Good thing I never believe a word you say.

Nice, isn't it?

Bad thing, actually. I mean, really. Did you have to pick that colour?

I may be wrong, laddie, but I don't think wigs make even fair shields.

No, no, no. They won't attack me now that I'm wearing one. [beams] The locals have a problem with natural hair.

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