http://bacchusprince.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] bacchusprince.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-06-16 05:01 pm

Spanking-the-team-time.

[Time to address his team about certain recent events, woot]

Puck, Juliet, if I could have a moment of your time.

First of all, don't worry, I'm sure you will both be back to normal by tomorrow evening.

Secondly, I hope you both have learned a lesson out of this. I know I often look the other way when you two fight over trivial matters. [Not that he is a trivial matter, but he doesn't want to point out that he knows a lot of those fights were about him. Sometimes it's a good thing to hide your ego a little.] But, I do notice and I would like you two to make an effort to put a stop to these! Otherwise things like this 'girl' thing might happen more often.

Actually, I was hoping it would bring you two closer together, you know, sharing the same misfortunes and all. But that scenario turned out wrong. [Looks depressed, because scenarios are precious and it is such a shame when they don't work out.]

Anyway! [smiling again~] Do make an effort? If not for yourselves or myself, do it for the sake of the team. Because when other teams would see you two fight like this we'd be a running joke!

Also, Hamlet, are you alright? You seem to be a bit quiet lately.

Oh, and Juliet, we have something else to discuss. [Serious face goes here]

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