http://stronguponme.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] stronguponme.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2008-06-07 01:29 pm

1st Heart - Arrival

[And suddenly, Jackie pops on into the Astral Plane. He's got one hand held out, as if he was twisting a knob, and for a moment there is a rather shocked look on his face.]

That's never happened before.

[His hand drops to his side, and for a moment he is completely silent. He takes the time to slowly scan his surroundings, still with a fairly stunned look on his face. He gives his head a quick shake, trying to see if he'll wake up. No success. He then takes a few steps forward and reaches his hands out, as if looking for a wall or a door. When he comes in contact with nothing but space, he drops his hands to his side again, and turns around.]

Right now, I can only think of three possible explanations for this. One, I'm dead. Really dead. Two, I'm having one of those out of body experiences. Or three, I've been whisked away to the Land of Oz. And unfortunately for me, I left my ruby red slippers at home.

So, is there a Yellow Brick road hiding somewhere around here, or am I just SOL?

[personal profile] didorothy 2008-06-07 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
No Yellow Brick Road, sorry, and none of the witches have green faces. I'm a bit disappointed, really.

[tosses a coin, catches it, looks at it, a well-practiced motion that's nearly automatic for how little importance Sam gives it]

The correct answer is number four. You've been dragged into an experiment, and this is the Astral Plane.

[identity profile] brigadiertardis.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
This is most certainly not a children's book. It is some sort of nexus, a temporal distortion, and you've been trapped within it, much as the rest of us have.

[identity profile] chapelsend.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Hell, iffin they do that up here, I can't see how they'd keep th' bricks.

[lights up a smoke, blows some smoke, and stuffs his hands into his pockets] Newcomer, huh? Y'all ask th' same damn questions.

[identity profile] harmonixerdemon.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mentions of OZ and yellow brick roads are confusing for Yuri, but compared to the rest of this place...] You're not dead or anything. This is just the Astral Plane.

[identity profile] harmonixerdemon.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You get used to it after a while.

[identity profile] chapelsend.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wolfwood is packing but he's got a shoulder rig, so his hands were no where near his .45. Besides, he's busy looking more at the stars then at Jackie] Ain't like I blame ya. Jus' sayin'.

Th' name's Wolfwood, an' you can say I'm th' local priest o' th' Plane.

[identity profile] chapelsend.livejournal.com 2008-06-07 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[looks at him and laughs, shrugging] If you want, but most jus' call me Wolfwood. I hear th' 'Father' bit an' I start lookin' for someone older.

Nice t' meet you, Jackie. [reaches up for his smoke, knocking off ash, then waving at the stars] As far as anyone knows, this place gots no end an' we can bring a lot o' stuff up here. I've brought a bar, there's a piece of a beach, someone's got a desk, and I think there's a playground too. An' it's simple t' get back. Jus' think 'bout goin'- [Wolfwood pops out and is back]

I hate when that happens.

[identity profile] witchmaker.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Lots of new faces here lately! Everyone's alive here from what I've seen, I doubt you'd be the exception.

[identity profile] harmonixerdemon.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
If you want to leave, just think about going back to where you came from. It's that simple. Time won't pass there while you're here either.

[identity profile] harmonixerdemon.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Shrugs] Don't know. I still haven't managed to figure out much about this place. I don't think anyone else has had much luck with figuring it out either.

[identity profile] chapelsend.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
[needs another cigarette too now and grinds the butt out on the bottom of his shoe before getting out a new one and lighting up]

As far as we figure, time moves pretty slow up here, so iffin you need a moment, pop up here an' take it. We've also been noticin' that home's restrictin' how far you go from it. An' most people here come from different places or times. Some are even talking animals.

[look right at him, just a steady, blank kind of stare] Some o' us come from different worlds even.

[identity profile] witchmaker.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
It's not so bad. We have a movie theater and a bar, at least. And there's a decent amount of nice people here. Has anyone told you how to get back home yet?

[identity profile] chapelsend.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
Cy's okay, but I'd watch th' hynea. Way too smart thinkin' for her own good, if you ask me.

An' that's a good a guess as any. I've been here for a bit an' seen all sorts pop up here. Most ain't no trouble, but sometimes we got a few problems.

[identity profile] harmonixerdemon.livejournal.com 2008-06-08 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
At least there's no one trying to kill you here. Well, normally anyway.

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