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[Since ~~the mun is sadistic~~ Cy is her normal-sized self again and is feeling rambunctious, here she is, climbing about on Sam's just-reorganized desk and playing with things.]

Hi-ho, hi-ho, which way will the work go...

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I give up.

[vanishes from the plane so that he can find some private corner of the universe to ~~sulk~~ ~~overdramatically emo~~ sleep in]

[Looks at the spot where he was, bemused.] The White Rabbit ran away.

[Jack spots the cat and walks over, an amused look on his face] Someone might not be too happy about this, you know.

He does not like it, Sam-I-am, he poofed to eat green eggs and ham...

[Accidentally(?) kicks a pencil container off the desk]

[Kitty! ...being naughty.] You shouldn't be playing with other peoples stuff. [Tries to pick Cy up]

Sam's desk, then? He seems like the type who'd hate a mess like this, too.

[Watches, but doesn't bother picking it up, not just yet, figuring that she'd probably just knock it over again. Instead he reaches forward and scratches under Cy's chin]

[Mmmm, skritchings, but they are only a momentary distraction, for she is too wound up to hold still. She wanders over to one of the files and starts shoving her paws into it and clawing papers out.]

[Nuuuu! She avoids his hands and scrambles across the desk, sending things flying every which-way.]

[Jack figures that maybe he should stop Cy before she tears the desk completely apart. He lifts her off the desk, detaching one of the papers from her claws, and places her down on the floor. Before she has a chance to climb back up on the desk he lift's up one of the many pencils scattered across the floor.

He holds it between his thumb and forefinger, waving it quickly in front of her eyes to grad the kitties attention, then sliding the tip across the floor in front of her paws]

[Wooooaaaahhhhh. POUNCE.]

[He grins, dragging the pencil tip just out of her reach at the last second. It circles around the kitty quickly]

[She whirls around and trips over her own feet.] Hard to starboard, prepare the canons!

[Jack's expression is one of pure amusement as he lifts up the pencil, dangling it above her head just within reach] You're going to need to apologize to Sam for destroying his desk, you know.

Hey furball.

[Oops. Shouldn't have mentioned the desk, Jack. She stops, gives him a sidelong look, and then actually manages to leap onto his chair and back onto the desk's surface.] Gotta do the job to make the apology!

[Gnaw gnaw gnaw on the nearest gnawable thing.]

[djasdhskjdh HISSSS]

Someone give you catnip or what?

[Jack makes a face and sighs, standing up again and letting the pencil fall to the floor besides him] I think you've done more than enough to require an apology. Isn't there anything else you can play with that nobody actually needs?

[stares] Well that's no fun.

Cat... NIP. [Jumps at him.]

[summons water shield in front of him]

[Jack rolls his eyes, thinking for a moment]...what if I bring you my own desk? There's folders and paperwork and pens, and weirdly-shaped objects [Half of which Jack doesn't know what they do, though he never admits this. He also figures that unlike him, Sam probably doesn't have an occasionally obsessive-compulsive coworker to clean up after his messes]

[Oh no! That wasn't suppose to happen] Hey! You're messing things up!

[SHENZI SHOWS UP and rears on her hind legs to peer at the kitten on the desk]

Working hard?

Causing a mess is hardly becoming of a lady.

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