classed: (✯ what about my life so far?)
ᴡᴇʟʟ ... ɪ ɢᴜᴇss ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ; ([personal profile] classed) wrote in [community profile] realityshifted2014-07-03 10:02 pm

✭ mission oo1;;

[ he's already taken care of one of these things. this one's gonna be a piece of cake!

( because it totally doesn't matter that he only has five minutes before the place goes up in flames. he's got this in the bag and he's going to show director lazard that not only is his dream of becoming a hero not unattainable, it's just within his reach. )

he takes a swing at the thing – man, you're ugly! – and it goes down just as the one before it had. with a heavy thud and a settling of even heavier limbs, and zack thinks he's pretty well-deserved in the way he strides up to the body, swinging his sword back into place over his shoulder.
] Gotcha, didn't I, you –

[ smack!

a heavy hand comes up, catches him right across his front and sends him flying backward. oh, crap, not good. so not good –

and where he expects to get up close and personal with one of the pillars that circle the outermost space of the room he'd been in, the impact doesn't come. he ends up sprawled on his back, arms and legs akimbo, and ow okay sword digging into my back ow ow ow. he sits up, shakes his head and winces when a sharp little stab of pain forms right behind his eyes, looks around to see just what on gaia had happened.
] … Huh? Wait, this isn't – [ this isn't fort tamblin.

this isn't wutai at all.

unless wutai had always had a floor made up of stars and he just hadn't noticed. maybe he'd been too busy taking out their soldiers, or something, because that has to make a bit of sense, doesn't it? ( no, it doesn't. it doesn't have to make any amount of sense, zack fair. )
] Where … hellooo? Angeal? [ he pulls himself up to his knees, wincing again as that pain behind his eyes creeps up on him a second time. ]

Director? [ nope. nothin'. ] Jeez, that thing must've hit me harder than I thought. [ he finally manages to get to his feet, rolling his shoulders and reaching behind him to ensure that his sword is securely in place, stretching himself out with a couple of squats just to be sure – because you never know, he's pretty much convinced that there's always going to be time for squats – and he takes a few steps forward, still peering down at the floor like he's never seen stars before.

which. he has, naturally. it's just that they're usually in the sky and not on the ground and how is that supposed to make sense. ( here's the thing, zack … stop trying to make sense of things already. you'll save yourself a lot of headaches along the way if you just go with it. )
] Hey, uh … Anybody here?

… At all? [ no? :| ]
grip_on_reality: (Explaining)

[personal profile] grip_on_reality 2014-07-09 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably more people 'ere than you'd expect. [there's a woman in a blouse and slacks approaching from behind him, arms crossed over her chest and a belt of police equipment around her waist. if you look her in the face, there's a very weary look in her eyes, but from her stiff posture and expression you'd never know it] You all right? That looked like quite a fall.
grip_on_reality: (Skeptical)

[personal profile] grip_on_reality 2014-07-12 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
[oh look, it's another teenager! just what she wanted. her expression at that absolutely goofy response is very, very unimpressed] All right, Batman, but if you need an aspirin, let me know, all right?

I take it you're new 'ere? [because he definitely has that look about him]
grip_on_reality: (Talking)

[personal profile] grip_on_reality 2014-07-16 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
[she ignores the indirect question about Batman because, no, she is not explaining] Zack, then.

[but at his explanation, she quirks an eyebrow] Which isn't on Earth, I take it? [it's nowhere she's heard of, anyway--certainly not a famous combat zone. and she's really not sure what that getup he's wearing is either]

Welcome to the Astral Plane! It's a bit like a bad sci-fi film in action. Basics are, you can come and go as you please--most of the time--but you can't control the mad things that 'appen 'ere. If you want to know more, there's a brochure somewhere over that way. [she gestures] I could take you, if you want.
grip_on_reality: (Conversing)

[personal profile] grip_on_reality 2014-07-17 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
So what's this Wutai like, then? [don't mind her--she collects information like some people do stamps. ironically, this is after she failed to answer his Batman question, but who's counting, right?]

[that offer is considerate, and admittedly she probably looks about dead on her feet at the moment, as hard as she's trying to hide it. she might protest since the lack of a brochure is likely to cause more questions, but right now? that might just be easier, so she shrugs instead]
If you say so.

[...and she just snorts at that because did Zack not notice that she is at least twice his age? yeah, she doesn't believe him for a minute, so don't even try it] DI Menzies. [because bad flirting doesn't get him a first name] And yeah--if you think about your 'ome, you'll go back there. As a bonus, time won't 'ave passed without you. [thinking of his entrance, though, she wrinkles her nose] Though, ah, in your case, that might mean you're gonna end up in the air again.
grip_on_reality: (Standing)

[personal profile] grip_on_reality 2014-07-21 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
[you'd be surprised what you can get out of people if you know how! also, does she strike him as a person who is worried about being rude?]

So I take it that's where you are but not where you're from, then? [that mention of Zack being shot at is also a surprise to her. she wouldn't have expected it because really, who goes up against people with guns wielding a sword, anyway? nevermind she never carries a gun herself, of course. still, it's her turn to be concerned about him] You gonna be all right?

[she flinches at his aforementioned concern, though, and waves a hand to brush it off, her posture still rigid as she refuses to show her exhaustion any more than she has to] It's all right, I'm just tired. It's been a hell of a week--I got shot at, too. [well, shot, actually. but that involves getting shot at before it connects]

It's a surname. [and since he's obviously not from her world, she actually treats him to a bit of elaboration] DI's a title--I'm a Detective Inspector. And you're, what, a soldier, I take it? [and no, she doesn't have any idea about the double meaning inherent in that statement]
grip_on_reality: (Skeptical)

[personal profile] grip_on_reality 2014-07-24 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
If you say so... [she considers asking him more about where he's from but decides to wait until she has a slightly better idea about his job description first]

[at his protests, though, she scoffs, giving him a look]
That's rich, coming from you. [because which of the two of them just hit their head? and that's apparently as much of an answer he's going to get, but she did actually come to the Plane to take a nap. she just...hasn't worked out how to get herself to sleep yet. too much on her mind--hence the wandering, in fact]

[and she can't possibly miss how proud he looks in reaction to that question, though the terminology seems a bit odd to her. wouldn't calling a certain group of soldiers SOLDIER cause a lot of confusion? but rather than criticising, she just asks:]
That's...a military group, then, I take it?
grip_on_reality: (Unconvinced)

[personal profile] grip_on_reality 2014-07-31 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh, she's bound to get to that at some point, don't worry. Menzies does enjoy asking questions, after all]

[she snorts because wow, that's a pretty telling response. not that she hasn't suffered head injuries and concussions on several occasions herself, but...well, let's just say she wouldn't put it like that] Mmm. No, getting shot at and then a head injury is obviously different. [the irony here being that she almost died of gunshot wounds, so he has more of a point than she's willing to admit. but she's at least had recovery time?] Look, I'm fine. All right? [her tone is forceful, inviting no arguments]

The elite, huh? [that might have sounded like skepticism] So what's "mako" when it's at 'ome?
grip_on_reality: (Curious)

[personal profile] grip_on_reality 2014-08-03 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[she's relieved when he finally backs down. since she's completely unwilling to describe to this new kid about what's been going on in her world lately, she was hoping he would catch her drift eventually. now, she gives him a nod and moves on gladly]

[but she's curious at that description. what he's saying reminds her of fossil fuels--at least, in terms of it being an energy source from the planet. admittedly, she doubts there's anything like magic based on petrol in her universe]
All right, an energy source. But what sort of magic?

[she hopes he'll know what she means by that question because the entire concept of magic is still very unfamiliar to her, so talking about it is always a bit tricky. that's also what makes it interesting, though. and from what he's said so far, she's starting to wonder if she should have called him the Hulk instead of Batman]
grip_on_reality: (Ahh)

[personal profile] grip_on_reality 2014-08-08 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[she would like to point out that he already did a pretty good job of failing at meeting her on the right foot. but he's improving, so points for that]

[she tilts her head thoughtfully at his description, trying to work out what to make of his words]
So materia...gives people magic, basically? Do you have magic without it because of this mako stuff?

[because she can see how that could make soldiers elite--even if they are showy, nosy, and wet behind the ears]
grip_on_reality: (Curiously)

[personal profile] grip_on_reality 2014-08-15 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Right... [she's still not sure she understands, but she figures she's probably about as close as she's going to get for the moment. and if the most confusing part is how this "mako" makes a kid like this into an elite soldier, well, that's probably a win. because she has a feeling she'd be confused about that no matter what]

[still, since Zack seems to be perfectly happy answering her questions without throwing in any of his own, she decides to see if she can learn a bit more at least]
So can anybody use materia in your world? It's not like...some ability only certain people 'ave got?
grip_on_reality: (Whistle)

[personal profile] grip_on_reality 2014-08-18 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Menzies should probably be sorry for her endless curiosity but isn't. in any case, mako is simply a foreign concept in the first place, and she'd probably be questioning his elite status anyway, so she's happy to let that go]

[...especially since he's given her an idea. she gives a thoughtful hum]
If it's item-based, I wonder if that only works for people from your world or if anybody could use it.

[realising that she has completely derailed letting him know what the Plane is like, however, she at least has the decency to ask:] Anyway, was there anything else you wanted to know about this place?
grip_on_reality: (Really?)

[personal profile] grip_on_reality 2014-08-26 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[she raises an eyebrow, curious] Yeah? I might take you up on that sometime. [preferably when she's more awake, though. she has a feeling magic isn't the sort of thing you toy with on very little sleep. still, she might--dare we say it?--be a little excited about this prospect]

[but she snorts at his response to her question] If you say so. Maybe you should take a look around, then.
grip_on_reality: (Smirk)

[personal profile] grip_on_reality 2014-08-31 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[as she doesn't have another option for a materia instructor, she just nods] All right, we'll do that.

Usually. Good luck. [she gives him a wave as she turns to head off on her way, ready to find somewhere to get some sleep] Ta-ra.